I cant stop daydreaming about a life where I have nothing going on so I can get 25-30k steps everyday
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It probably feels good as fuck to have a Ford super duty pickup truck and a new build house in the suburbs and a costco membership and to have literally nothing to live for
Replying to @janapilled
When beating the horse would’ve lasted 10 minutes but now you have to ruminate for 2 hours
When you’ve beaten the dead horse so many times that you’re too embarrassed to bring it up again to even your most understanding friend
Replying to @earliertoday
When they hand u the coffee and it’s that color u already know it’s gonnapiss u the fuck off
Replying to @tweetingpastry
I KNOWWW but it’s so hard in a college town. They always ask soo are you a freshman/sophomore/junior and I have to do the reveal 😭😭
When you’re chopping it upppp with a 19 year old girl and tell her you’re actually 25 and she’s like ohhhhhh😭😭😭
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For the good of Florida and the world Miami Dade county needs to be purged from existence
The easiest $200 come up in life is when I tell my parents I had noodles for dinner. They act like they got shot when they hear this














