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jen

@exmsmalcolm

she/her • vintage & weird theme park enthusiast • opinions are my own + do not reflect employer

 Florida, USA
Joined August 2022
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Was NOT expecting Spamalot to have a Sasha Velour lip sync reference
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Lost cause for Florida, but if Ohio flips I’m gonna start saying I’m from there
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Need to leave out milk and cookies for him
(Sarah) سارة (@sarsaraaaaah) profile picture(Sarah) سارة@sarsaraaaaahNov 2
hope this diva got a good night sleep
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I finally committed to a birthday bit I have been talking about for years, I’m literally so excited
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I’d like to personally apologize to Mark Mothersbaugh and Jerry Casale for the absolute worst cover of Whip It possible tonight
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Halloween on a budget leads you to scary places (Devo’s Whip It)
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Halloween on a budget leads you to scary places (Devo’s Whip It)
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YGOR AT ORLANDO PRIDE I REPEAT YGOR AT ORLANDO PRIDE!!!! #universalorlando #loveisuniversal
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i got absolutely hammered last night and woke up to find my youtube history like this . what happened
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Above Target on all domains baby
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Ok we’re manifesting that my CAPM exam tomorrow goes GREAT and I can finally STOP STUDYING
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Ok we’re manifesting that my CAPM exam tomorrow goes GREAT and I can finally STOP STUDYING
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h.r. bloodengutz knows camp
H.R. Bloodengutz on stage.

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The Monster Tiki Bar in H.R. Bloodengutz Presents a Halloween Fright-Tacular house.

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asking "what are we" when torturing ur victims final boss
Jack and Oddfellow looking at each other in Jack & Oddfellow: Chaos & Control.

ALT Jack and Oddfellow looking at each other in Jack & Oddfellow: Chaos & Control.

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Cool, found out why my cats have stopped losing weight
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"Project Hail Mary is my comfort movie" I say as i'm ready to throw up watching rocky leave his atmosphere to save Grace
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stranger things: return to hawkins is starting soon
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paid my rent
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If I had a nickel for every 2026 HHN house that involved a inter-dimensional being who are summoned via a box that usually has an entourage and are obsessed with pain, that also features a scene showing that they were once normal people, I’d have two nickels
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Image from droid factory struggle tweets (@ClaytonicShift)
Calebgoria 🤖 (@Clarp01) profile pictureCalebgoria 🤖@Clarp01Aug 30
i thought cindy had a glock 😭
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Just a angel/demon with his beeper
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