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Twitter isn’t the same without Jordan

Grow up and get political!!! Being forever apolitical is unhelpful and boring

Can you hot wire a cyber truck

He’s driving the boat off a beatbox

Not enough people know Savannah Guthrie when I bring her up and that hurts

My sun chips are stale 💔

Listening to the people around me talk politics is like nails on a chalk board because they have no clue what they’re saying

Some of you have such a lack of discernment when it comes information that it scares me

where can we get a polar pop around here

had the best thought daughter session… several epiphanies

You guys are so lucky I’m not addicted to nicotine

I need you all to bffr right now and take a science course and APUSH

I just realized I have a Carrie Bradshaw in my life, I can’t hear about Mr. Big one more time

I deserve a pat on the back because I had forgiveness in my heart for 5 minutes today you guys! I got over it for 5 minutes, new record!

If you really love me get me the Kelly green Rimowa set