@expiredloop

lil white burgundy and seinfeld neva hurt nobody!

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Joined October 2016
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When historians look back on this period in history, the first 30 years of the digital age will be viewed as the NAIVE and INFANTILE sprint towards [REDACTED].
Jaden Williams
@JadenJTWOct 2
The Death of Software.
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Great news everyone. They’re making a horror film adaption of Charles Dickens’ hit novella A Christmas Carol
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why are they in a shopping mall?
Charlotte Hornets
@hornetsOct 18
purple carpet ready 📸 — @Lowes
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Dropping Digger from my conversations after seeing You Can See Everything on Tuesday
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I’m starting to think my brain is fetishizing my own existence. Every day I wake up and am just immediately hard
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No idea if this is good or not. But for some reason I trust in it
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All due respect to the consistently underrated Key Glock but this line is baffling
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First rapper to ever wear Jordans with a Gucci tee
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brother this stuff is timeless
Sunk Cost Pharisee@LiamjsmOct 10
I like these menswear women who teach guys how to dress for ten years ago
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tears in my eyes i can’t believe this is my life
Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentralOct 9
Anthony Davis tonight: 16 PTS - 7 REB - 2 AST - 17 MIN Trae Young tonight: 15 PTS - 4 AST - 4/7 FGM - 17 MIN AJ Dybantsa tonight: 11 PTS - 4 STL - 2 REB - 2 AST - 23 MIN Wizards Big 3 is just getting started. 🔥
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Sorry but I can’t be the only one who is somewhat inconvenienced by this???
Bushwick Daily
@BushwickDailyOct 6
The MTA will change J and M service from Oct. 13 into late November while crews replace 29-year-old track switches between the Marcy Av and Hewes St stations in Williamsburg.
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it’s not the best in the world but it is the greatest. not going to elaborate
Andrew Yeung
@andruyeungOct 2
New York City was just ranked the best city in the world.
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It was none of them for me
Noah@decemberhuntingOct 5
I hope it's emma hinge for me
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FearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 1
Mike Tomlin shows off the incredibly detailed interiors of high-rise apartments in the Minecraft city he has spent the last 12 years building.
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there are people out there that are asking ChatGPT what to name their child
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skooks
@skooookumSep 28
A bottle of wine is -17 calories if you play your cards right
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I don’t know
Michael Rubin
@mrubin1971Sep 28
Is Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan Gay? meforum.org/mef-observer/is-… @RTErdogan

Is Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan Gay?

Erdoğan’s Seeming Obsession with Homosexuality Is Not Unlike Closeted Homosexuals Who Are Among the Most Self-Hating

meforum.org
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I was a shitty lil kid but at least I wiped
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joke’s over, these are comp sci majors now
ヒューゴ@klarnic_debtSep 19
They got liberal arts majors dressing like Bihari day laborers
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I hate when I shower and then have to pee right after. It’s like I did all that work for nothing
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