jedi selector

Joined October 2026
clocking in to my 9-5 just to apply to other jobs
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thought this was josh baker at first wtf
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BAG is my unit of measurement
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Replying to @KweenInYellow
I'm calling it, she's gonna try to start an affair with Ethan
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Club space chicken tenders need to happen
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the electoral college is SO DUMB like what do you MEAN the candidate with the fewer votes won???
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my refrigerator decided to just stop working all of a sudden. nice.
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in the midst of executing a major life change 🧘🏻‍♂️
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flick retweeted
He’ll Be Outta Office In 2yrs But I’ll NEVER Forgive The 77million Of U Who Did This To Our Country!!!! I Will Absolutely NEVER Forgive U!!!
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nicki minaj is really gonna be a government official. what is going on
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i love seeing my cat on an elevated surface. like, yes. these are your lands, i am your loyal servant, your grace.
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flick retweeted
This cat named ‘Brünnhilde’ was photographed wearing a suit of armor back in 1936 ⚔️ [via/ AdolphWeidhaa]
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how the fuck are we 0-3 with giannis
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what is the science behind showing somebody a movie and they always pick up their phone/get distracted at important points of the plot
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doing k n rewatching silence of the lambs
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there’s only one person on earth that i will freak out over if i got to meet them and that person is Obama
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flick retweeted
Light up in style 11/13 at M2 😏 link.dice.fm/nkuA81cS26b?sha…
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my co worker (a doctor) just followed my instagram acc... 🫩
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