BIG FAE

The top StonkFun coins have paid their holders $44M. Check @AgentChud's thestonkboard.com. ZCAT alone has sent $11.02M in ZEC to 28.4K holders. We love this. We hold small bags too. Small bags have a problem. 1. Winners pay small bags in dust Rewards are split by share of supply. ZCAT sits at a $40M market cap, so a $100 bag barely registers. The Stonk Board puts it at 9 cents a day per $100. Hold under $20 and most reward coins pay you nothing at all. You picked the winner. You got dust. 2. So we built a jar Each supported stonk gets its own jar. You drop your stonks in. The rewards those stonks earn pile up in the jar instead of trickling out in crumbs. Once a day, one depositor takes the jar. Run the PURR numbers. A thousand holders drop in $100 each. At today's rate that jar earns about $880 a day. Split the normal way, each of you gets 88 cents. Jar it, and one of you gets $836. Tomorrow you all go again. Prizes pay out in the coin's reward asset. ZCAT and MASK pay ZEC. PURR pays HYPE. NEARKAT pays NEAR. KNOTS pays STONK. FEELSGOOD pays PEPE. RAYCAT pays RAY. 3. Your bag stays your bag Your deposit sits in the jar. The prize comes only from rewards, and we keep the two apart. Pull your stonks out whenever you like. Stonks carry a transfer tax, so you pay it going in and coming out, same as any transfer. That makes jars a holder's game. Flippers just add sauce for everyone else. 4. No rigging, no whale games Your odds come from two things: how much you put in, and how long it sat there that round. Ape in a minute before the draw and you get a minute of odds. Each jar caps how much one wallet can hold. Randomness comes from ORAO VRF. Nobody sees the number before it lands on-chain, us included. Once it lands, anyone can settle the draw, and a settled draw can't be cancelled or re-rolled. Deposits and withdrawals pause for the few seconds a draw is settling. The contracts are public at github.com/stonksauce/stonks…, with reproducible builds, so anyone can check that what's on mainnet matches the source. Read it. 5. Every draw feeds the SauceHole The winner takes 95% of the jar. The other 5% buys STONKSAUCE on the open market, and that STONKSAUCE goes straight into the SauceHole. The SauceHole only goes one way. STONKSAUCE goes in and nothing in the contract can take it out. No admin withdrawal, no treasury wallet. And the hole eats. STONKSAUCE earns STONK rewards like any StonkFun coin. The SauceHole spends those rewards buying more STONKSAUCE, which goes back into the hole, which earns more STONK. Anyone can feed it too, and every feeder gets an on-chain record. So there are two buyers that never stop: every jar draw, and the hole itself. Ten jars sit on top of it. More jars and fatter jars mean more buys and less float. 6. Ten jars on the shelf Ten jars are live on Solana mainnet: ZCAT, MASK, NEARKAT, KNOTS, PURR, BTC, STONKCATS, RAYCAT, FEELSGOOD and POLLY. Six of those coins alone have paid holders over $20M. That's the sauce we're jarring. 7. Coming next: open your own jar Today we pick which coins get a jar. The contracts already do more. Soon any eligible StonkFun coin will be able to open its own jar. Opening one burns a fee in STONKSAUCE, so a new jar pays into the sauce before its first draw. Token teams get a daily event for their holders with nothing to build. So why so saucy? Stonks should be fun. StonkFun made holding pay. We made the payout big enough to feel, and we gave small bags the same daily shot as the whales. Fill a jar. Get the sauce.