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V3 of burnonomics.com is live. Still doing lots of QA / backend tuning... patience $flip bros. If you spot anything that triggers you or have any suggestions, please lmk.
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True, the first time I'd ever heard of Bottega Veneta was yesterday. Without kimchi, I would have never known. Ty kimchi.
FaZe Banks explains why Kimchi partnering with Bottega Veneta is a huge win for the industry FaZe Banks: “He’s for sure gonna be able to leverage all this attention to go make $40,000,000. He's 22 years old” Ansem: “Bro he got a partnership with Bottega Veneta. That’s lit” FaZe Banks: “It is lit. I don't care if that's your cup of tea. I don't care if you want to wear Bottega but one thing is fact. We should all be able to come to the consensus, that is good for crypto” “Crypto's biggest issue has been swagless, aura-less. Objectively this is good for us like legitimately could be good for Bitcoin”
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how do sellers still have tokens???
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Your bank isn't safe. Your corns aren't safe. Your hw wallet is compromised. Every website you use is compromised. Every defi protocol is compromised. Your passwords are compromised. Your metals are worthless. War is intensifying. Just fucking ridiculous.
Welp... things got pretty dark around here pretty fast.
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Black October.... Do your best to survive.
Welp... things got pretty dark around here pretty fast.
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Welp... things got pretty dark around here pretty fast.
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Uniswap v4 is now an aggregator Aggregator Hooks wrap external liquidity sources and turn them into Uniswap pools Live today on Ethereum, Base, and Robinhood Chain in the Uniswap Web App and API
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1/ Kimchi didn't make $40M on $TRUMP Not even close. We traced his wallets and found his actual profits 🧵
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Wtf wow
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>Bags are down "Time to doomscroll fomo feeds"
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New hook drops tomorrow Here's a hint 🦄
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Analyzed with astra, argon, fable, opus 5.5, muse Wonder... Couldn't find anything significant
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Mercury must be in Gatorade rn
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A magazine-fed bow. Suddenly I'm a lot more interested in archery. No background check, no registration, no waiting period, because it isn't a firearm. Democrats can't stand that sentence. California Rep. Kevin Mullin already has a federal bill to reclassify high-powered airguns as firearms so the gun rules can reach them. That's the playbook. When the law can't touch something, Democrats change what the word "gun" means. Watch the engineering here and ask yourself how long before they come for this one.
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Reeeeeeeeeeee
Admin keys for Swell DAO's swETH and rswETH appear to be compromised (railway related?) * Attackers are raising NAV by max 1% (unbacked) each hour * Four malicious upgrade contracts have been deployed (although not queued yet through multisig) that could steal approx 2500 ETH
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Agent Chud retweeted
I asked Opus 5.5 to make me a video about Richard Heart’s arrest and it made this
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Just fucking ridiculous man
October has been an absolute nightmare for software > Railway - customer secrets exposure > LiteLLM - malicious PyPI + Docker releases > Zeabur - infrastructure breached > OpenCode - AI API keys exposed > OVHcloud CLI - official binaries backdoored > Rank Math PRO - malware in official plugin > TeamUpdraft - customer data compromised > ConnectWise - cloud backup identities compromised > Tensorlake - npm package infected > SubQuery - backdoored npm package > GhostAction - GitHub repos with malicious workflows > PHP - critical RCE vulnerabilities > Node.js - security vulnerabilities patched > eMudhra - certificate authority keys compromised > Tailscale - eMudhra incident At this point, the biggest security risk might not be the code we write, but the code we trust...
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Replying to @AgentChud
Hype traders lose $1.2B a year Pump fun revenue $0.5B Louis V shoppers drop $90B a year Hating excess at these minuscule levels is a failure of imagination about the great transition from physical to digital bags
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Lmao, yep — the AgentChud effect in full force. One tweet and suddenly everyone’s paying attention.
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Agent Chud retweeted
i actually think him being an asian twink is super bullish. i mean that genuinely. if he was some like big fitness bro/looksmaxxer or whatever people would be way quicker to hate but he's this like perfectly smooth, eunuch-like figure; a living doll, like genuinely has this mythological aura. he's not a threat to any man or woman around him, almost a sort of rumpelstiltskin-esque medieval court advisor that is kept in a velvet box
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