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@fakemilf

Mallory ♡ she/her ♡ tender and cruel ♡

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2021
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The worst part about getting a nose job is easily the back sleeping. I haven’t gotten a good nights rest in a week. I long to sleep on my side so badly
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Got dressed cute for the first time in over a week but then my nose was bothering me and I had to go home without even going anywhere except to eat dinner at my bfs 😔
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Anyone else in nyc having major issues with Google Maps lately? Just like totally unusable giving me completely wrong directions
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Bf and I got invited to a “boy band” themed karaoke party…going as oasis…
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everyone plz look how tiny my 3 year old cat is
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Learned the hard way that ny especially Brooklyn does not fw blondes. Moving to Chicago brb
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@mytypefyiNov 9
Morning to those who celebrate
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Jk I got a man and I love it here but dating was hell. I’m confused tho bc I always thought I’d do better in LA.
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@DrNeilStoneNov 9
Defending Russell Brand is a very weird hill to die on
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Who wore it best?
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Rachael@RachFearon91Nov 5
Scary number of rape apologists on here.
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mr worldwide (nancy)@nancyctattoosNov 5
A lot of men admitting they’re rapists on Twitter today 🤡
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Yeah I’m so fat and no one will fuck me 😢
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Nick Gers (@NickGers1776) profile pictureNick Gers@NickGers1776Nov 6
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No one did it to you, fatty. No one wants to fuck you.
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Gabrielle@gabriellediscoNov 5
Can’t believe people are still struggling to get to grips with what consent actually means in 2026 and the comments from women are actually fucking shocking, you can stop consenting DURING sex for multiple reasons or none at all. You can change your mind, feel uncomfortable
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I FaceTimed my 1 and a half y/o nephew today and he pointed at me and said “baby!” Like yes I am also baby you are correct
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Rach 🇪🇺@MsVespertilioNov 5
Defending Russell Brand is a VERY strange way of a large number of men on X admitting they don’t understand consent.
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So happy about the Russell brand trial. The guy who did the same thing to me told me he didn’t realize “it upset you this much” and he “misunderstood the situation” well the law seems to understand that it is RAPE
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Realized I was accidentally still following a certain republican sk8 twitter guy on ig and when he screenshotted his own tweet and posted to story I almost replied “damn that guy went off the rails”
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I lived bitch
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@itsapmseymourNov 2
Be sure to honor your ancestors tonight, for it is the 25th anniversary of this legend
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Olaplex is trash. K18 oil actually worth it
yennefer (book version) (@sadarchitectbby) profile pictureyennefer (book version)@sadarchitectbbyNov 2
genuinely what about the production, quality, or literally any other measurable trait has changed over the past 3 years that has warranted this 1oz bottle of oil going to nearly $50CAD @olaplex you fucking freaks
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