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Joined October 2009
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Brand new updated anime 3x3 for my pinned, Dangers in My Heart making the cut...
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This is true, in as much as "white dudes should be allowed to rape" is a core conservative belief.
You guys know they’re putting Russell Brand in prison because of his political beliefs, right?
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The government know that these teenagers are going to grow into voters right? Who the fuck is going to vote for the cunts who took their Spotify away?
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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My most controversial opinion is that Ghostbusters 2, which this post shamelessly erases, is the best Ghostbusters movie
there have been about 1000 movies where a giant monster destroys the statue of liberty and not a single one where the statue comes to life and does battle with the monster. what gives
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Replying to @angelengage
Me when they translate "thanks for the grub" into "itadakimasu" instead of "thank you for the worm"
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One of the Adachi and Shimamura LNs did exactly this, and it was fucking stupid and why I prefer the fan translation of those novels. It obviously isn't a cultural equivalent. Itadakimasu is ubiquitous in Japan, only hyper religious types say grace.
You can tell localisers are full of shit because itadakimasu is never localised as saying Grace even though it's the cultural equivalent.
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The correct translation for Itadakimasu is "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub"
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Rick and Morty has a giant incest baby in it
Replying to @FreakyPippins
in america we watch shows like “family guy” and “south park” not “my little sister can’t be this cute”
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Once I was playing Sonic Origins, and I swore under my breath after fucking up, and my mum, who watched me play those games on the megadrive when I was 9, instinctively started to tell me to turn it off and calm down before remembering I'm in my 30s now and she can't do that.
mother walks into the living room to my brother (37) watching me (33) play the new ocarina of time and tells me to let him "have a turn too”
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Padme’s medical droid: She just lost the will to live. Me (there for some reason): Wait, what? That’s not a thing. Droid: Good catch—You’re right, my first diagnosis of “lost her will to live” was incorrect. She actually had a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
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I once promised myself I'd never buy any anime merch.
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Gamble a-wei kids
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The founding fathers would be livid they don't have their slaves anymore, fuck them. Your dumbass county needs to stop giving a fuck about the opinion of a group of dead old men from 250 years ago and move on.
The Founding Fathers would be absolutely livid that the major cities are what decides everything for the rest of the state.
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I'm already regretting my vote Today I was painfully reminded how much the woke agenda HATES comedy I shared a joke with a guy and you want to know how he responded? He told me his PRONOUNS! He said he/he
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After tonight, John Fetterman should just go back to his old job carrying Krang around in his stomach.
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The scheming junior emperor declares his opposition to the senior Augustus over failed war in Persia. Classic gambit
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Hard to believe this wasn't enough
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It brings me no pleasure to report that Anakin Skywalker has been found dead alongside Malfoid in an apparent murder-suicide.
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you just created a million malfoid skywalkers
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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