Come from a long line of sensitive young men

I had a dream last night where I was in a car dealership pranking the sales people by opening 20 bags of pretzels and leaving them on every counter top, and everytime they told me to stop, I kept opening more bags of pretzels

They're looking at me, menacingly! 😨

Lula is a regimer??? 👀

Im getting like 5 spam voting text messages, I dont believe in Democracy, I believe in JDPON

Guy who cant wear Swiss watches because he still believes in Gaddafi's Hypothetical partition of Switzerland

The president is Horny posting , it's over

Throat singing here >>>

Just put a second battery on my ebike and I now have 50-70 miles worth of range on it 😎

Just did my oil change, my sister oil change, and my dad's oil change. We are good for the upcoming oil shortages that will be coming soon 👍🏼

They're doing this to me tomorrow 😔

They finally burned down the man in the high castle 😃

Thank you guys/gals for the luck

Tweets from 213 BCE: "The imperial authority is targeting Confuciusism"

Apparently Capsaicin (the chemical for peppers) Also has the chemical structure of vanilla inside of it. So every hot pepper uses vanilla as a base with a spicy tail end

Caroline reaper seeds

Dinner today, Diced Potatoes with sausage and a homemade hot sauce

Got a bones anatomy test tomorrow, wish your Boi some luck for tomorrow