I am the smartest fama in all of Illinoise! I can walk out my back door and grow 300 bu kern without trying! YieldMaster hybrids dealer since 1969
Pana, IL
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Cry me a fucking river ginger fama.
I’m so sorry you can’t trade diddys 8R with 169 hours on it for another new 8R so you can have the newest tractor among your friends while you’re comparing each others diddys equipment at the Luke Bryan concert.
Oh hull yeah for them long 96 hour days in the spring when we planting duh kern. You guys in Canada are so lucky.
Welcome to CANADA 🇨🇦 just a vending machine with crack pipes & COCAINE snorting kits (and more) 🤯🤯
🎥 @gwenomahony
Gunna be walking around to every iron tent saying repeatedly “Yeah I’ll be able to afford that in 20 years”
Probably gunna go to @FPShow and visit every booth to turbo bitch about the price of kern and how bad we as famas have it.
Who’s with me?
“Farming looks easy when your pencil is Diddys checkbook and you’re sitting in front of JD Ops center”
Haha motherfuckers! 225 kern yield for Illinoise! You stupid idiots in the fringe states like Iowa, Wisconsin and Indiana can just switch back to CRP anytime and leave the corn growing to us real farmers.
Buy losers!
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Alex is more than likely living in a rent free house on one of the 80s grandpappy bought back in the 70s. Also he’s probably driving diddys “old” 2 year old pickup and filling it up for free out of the “farm tanks”
Alex isn’t really doing much for himself.
My target audience on X is named Alex, 27 years old, & back on the family farm.
Alex is married (1 kid) & looking to buy their 1st or 2nd farm. Alex is creative with generating revenue & sharp with numbers. Alex will be worth millions and debt free someday.
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Farmers will continue to look even more retarded in the future
More Apple Vision Pro. Currently it isn’t great for everyday use, but as things progress this type of augmented reality will be everywhere. #AppleVisionPro @JohnDeere
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
5 years motherfuckers!
If it can’t close down a highway we don’t want it!
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Kerry has the plating tractor all ready to go. Who needs a @JohnDeere R series to have a bunch of monitors
Spoiler alert: They will all be the same if it’s dry in August
The green flag has dropped on the infamous Duncombe 500 today. 10 acres were planted of fully treated P25A16E’s to see what could happen. Will add more soybeans to the field on a weekly basis through April for planting timing comparisons. @PioneerSeeds
