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England’s Least Qualified Filmmaker | Ex-Ghostwriter & VFX Drone Moving Into Directing & Producing | Serious Collabs Welcome

Joined December 2021
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When you need to get a guy's attention at any cost:
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Melanie Lynskey and Anne Dudek
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Charlize Theron
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Ana de Armas
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The Bronze
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Big surprise from me, I know
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Julie Warner
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Jennifer Connelly
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Judie Aronson
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Jaime Slater in Spartacus: House of Ashur ♨️
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Share nude scenes in the replies 👇
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Natalia Tena gave us one of the most graphic and gratuitous nude scenes from Game of Thrones' entire run. Even Spartacus didn't go this far. The merkins always stood in the way, both figuratively and literally.
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Horror movies have the best nude scenes
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The first iconic actress-as-character-as-actress I come to when I think of Halloween is Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. She never got her boobies out in character, though, so here's a much brighter, shinier, more saturated Cassandra Peterson.
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Clémence Poésy as Fleur Delacour in a deleted scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1. (>inb4 "umm, ackshually...")
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Sydney Sweeney is love Sydney Sweeney is life
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This one goes out to the OGs
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