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Joined July 2026
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thank you jesus and lesbianism for bringing ellie carpenter to my club
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Praying this Lacroix injury isn’t bad. I won’t be able to handle seeing Fofana become a regular at this club.
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whole @ChelseaFC squad dead
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fofana is a conspirator
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blessings all around morgan has brought us salvation
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KEISHHHHHHHHHHH!
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unfortunately had to leave and couldn’t watch the end but 2-0 let’s go
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ellie has salvaged millions
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every year the ballon d’or ceremony is hosted and every year it sets a new example of misogyny. when is it ever going to end for women’s sports
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Matchday ready 😁
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SPIRITUAL
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i have to witnesss chelsea face liverpool without joao pedro or cole palmer
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Hi
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The cutest Ballon d’Or winner ♡🌟.
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My reaction to seeing Arsenal losing to Fleetwood but then realising we face Liverpool without Joao Pedro and Cole Palmer
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🚨 BREAKING: Arsenal have been eliminated from the Carabao Cup by League Two side Fleetwood Town. Fleetwood Town currently sit 18th in League Two.
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love when i’m talking to my best friend and can physically sense the gap in intelligence like her brain mogs mine hard
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everyone is dead
🚨⚠️ Bad news for Chelsea as João Pedro will be “out for few weeks”, confirms Xabi Alonso. “João has suffered a thigh injury, he won’t be available for few weeks”, Xabi Alonso says.
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preach that
men call themselves football fans but can not bare to watch women’s football cuz “it’s just not in the same level” while yall willingly watched spurs vs chelsea
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