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Cal ⨯

@fendcr

Parody.

 He/Him. ND. 21+.
Joined April 2020
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༝ Caleb James Smith ༝ ˇSoftest boy. Star Wars enthusiast. Cow lover. Dad jokes. Descriptive. MDNI. 21+. Inquire for more.ˇ
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Why did the cow become an astronaut? . . To see the moooon🐄
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Dexter & The Moonrocks >>>>
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Btw, this new update is trash & it makes me want to go into hiding. Like wtf is with the DM’s.
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Me: Caleb slander will not be tolerated >:( Evander: We’ve been besties for 6 years get over it. >:((((
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I’ve started rewatching Game of Thrones again, and I forgot about the chopped off heads.
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Memory
@MemoryOfflineMar 29
POV: you’re watching Disney Channel in 2007 and this banger comes on
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Never trust anyone who says they don’t like cows, or Sleep Token.
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Guess who’s back?
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Choke me, actually.
Alaska (@Witchbitqh) profile pictureAlaska@Witchbitqh17 Nov 2025
She would have made such a lovely bride, too bad she’s fucked in the head. 💎
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She would have made such a lovely bride, too bad she’s fucked in the head. 💎
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Just tell me I'm your Emerald City. ˗ˋˏ 𖢻 ˎˊ˗
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Non-dating because she’s married to me.
Alaska (@Witchbitqh) profile pictureAlaska@Witchbitqh27 Oct 2025
⋆⭒˚.⋆ Alaska Claire Aurore ⋆⭒˚.⋆ Cancer. 28. Sister. Lover of books. Criminal Minds and OTH enthusiast. Pasta connoisseur. Dog mom. Broadway star & Actress. Strictly IC. 21+, MDNI, Non-dating. Temp
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Greetings, goofy goobers.
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Fuck Ticketmaster. You should have to show your Spotify/Apple music statistics to be able to purchase tickets. Bc why.
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I don’t understand why there isn’t a law against scalping but whatever.
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All sold out haha I’m going to kms
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42 people ahead and I already know it’s sold out🥲
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I fear I’m cooked again for tickets today🥲
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It’s the fact that there was an extra show added, and it literally says my presale will allow me to que for the next show but Ticketmaster is denying me.🥲
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Y’all, I’m so sad:(
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