D
@ffdb3_3

Firefighter/Medic. I don't tweet so probably don't follow. I’m pretty much only here to signal boost.

 San Francisco
Joined March 2010
  • Tweets10.7K
  • Following540
  • Followers51
2.2KMedia
pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)
430
19,459
1,269
159,872
I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a joke, as evidenced by the author's responses: twitter.com/anothercohen/s… twitter.com/anothercohen/s…
7,250
31,913
9,874
301,608
Hoping Elon Musk will rehabilitate the NRA next 🙏 #RIPTwitter
365
1,580
83
14,512
Whats the opposite of doom scrolling? B/c whatever it is, thats what I’m doing with @twitter dying
Twitter's San Francisco headquarters has gone hardcore tonight. #TwitterTakeover
2,587
29,882
7,967
99,395
STOOOOOOPPPPPP. Ya’ll are addicted to this shit. My god. You’re doing EXACTLY what his idiotic ass WANTS you to. WHY. Im muting “Trump” JFC….
Replying to @colincowherd
lol
68
52
8
2,031
I stand corrected. @elonmusk did actually make Twitter better Accidentally And it his very heavy own expense But its way better now Strong finale. No notes.
Wu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKids9 Nov 2022
F*ck Bobo
35
124
1
2,037
It’s almost like by not punishing the team that cheated, Major League Baseball has created a reality where it’s impossible to move on
397
363
118
6,045
401k is a scam
1,527
1,389
1,050
19,327
It’s hilariously satisfying how bitter @RSherman_25 is at the @Chiefs
America is terrifying.
9,714
45,456
20,421
194,853
The @NFL is dumb
Weird how all these “free, independent thinkers” always land at the same old anti blackness and anti semitism.
5,478
25,009
1,864
233,411
What are we doin
BNO News
@BNONews8 Oct 2022
BREAKING: Gunfire erupts during high school football game in Toledo, Ohio. At least 3 victims
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
3,692
11,675
1,334
170,528
Earlier this week, a San Antonio cop abruptly confronted a teen eating in a McDonalds parking lot & demanded the teen exit his vehicle. When the teen asked why, the cop immediately assaulted & then shot him MULTIPLE TIMES. Cop tried to (falsely) claim the teen had struck him 1st
8,066
40,515
14,363
132,826
Fuck. Yes.
President Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive6 Oct 2022
Replying to @POTUS46Archive
First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.
Load more