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redid my strawpage all the pics are links the first one with wemby takes you to my nba pinterest the twin peaks horse is my tumblr, the miffy and snoopy is my letterboxd and the taylor russell is my airbuds coolmatchagirl.straw.page
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i feel off in terms of sports tweets
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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My parents didnt put me on anything growing up my interests were cartoon network and talking to myself
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no shade but i don’t think the cia has to do a lot of work to achieve that
the CIA is targeting Latinos by putting buzz-ball latinas and n-word Latinos in the frontline of our representation on social media
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California voters when they had the opportunity to end prison slavery in 2024:
i do yearn for a commiefornia like the other states think california is, unfortunately we live in liberal hell
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and another timmy and jimmy episode i feel like they haven’t had an episode in forever
Replying to @figfangirl
real women want more tolkien and nichole
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nba oomf i was super cool with unfollowed me
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when i starting to look for south park oomfs and i found someone who was writing stan and randy incest
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Late diagnosed autism moodboard
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i think if she genuinely loves ballet you should try looking into other dance studios in your area i know ballet can be a very toxic environment but my mom sent me to a different studio around her age and i had a much better experience
my 7 year old cousin does ballet & she told me she’s jealous of the other girls because they’re so thin she can see their ribs and I’m genuinely considering pulling her out of ballet because I don’t want her to develop an ed because now she’s refusing to eat
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i hate wendy because she gets in the way of stan and kyle being a couple
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If you're still undecided going into the midterms, just remember: a vote for Democratic candidates is a vote against Kyle Kuzma
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dani retweeted
mi kenny en este día de muertos te tengo presente hijo mio El cielo ganó un ángel desde tu partida 😭😭🕊️🕊️🕊️ te extrañamos
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i always assumed gerald and shelia were non monogamous since gerald could have possibly been cartman’s father they just seem freaked out like that
did Gerald agree to Sheila pay Chef to sleep with her??? gerald cuck 💔🥀
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let’s put our hands behind our back like papa
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if i was a basketball coach and my team was losing id be on the sidelines screaming shit like "should i just fucking kill myself" and "do any of you even care about me"
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my brother wore an inflatable kenny costume yesterday and so many people wanted to take pics with him we even saw a couple dressed as stan and wendy they were so cute
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If you hate her you go to hell and I don’t make the rules
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Introducing @wemby as Geralt from The Witcher ⚔️
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random pics i took today
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