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one reason for this is straight people being in charge of the productions. Debauching a hunky jock with no motion and a great body is a gay fantasy that plays out in the film, itās not about a guy with glasses coming into his own!! Heās meat!! #meat
my mom just excitedly showed my girlfriend the text tone she set for their messages and then sighed dreamily and said āitās so urethralā. dead silence for five seconds before I managed to get out āthereās no way you just said āurethralāā
cregger getting repeated āyour empathetic protagonist who gets into trouble because they canāt keep themselves from trying to help people is annoying and stupidā hitsā¦ interesting
coworker was trying to find my name in his messages to send me a pic and this contact came up šš
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i genuinely thought when i heard the term 'dirty soda' people were adding liquor to their soda. finding out it means adding MILK is the craziest fucking thing i have ever heard.
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told my middle school counselor that someone wrote dyke on my locker and she said "well, are you?" and never investigated it further
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'In 1860, an enslaved man named Sheppard Peek was listed among the possessions of William Peek. His value was placed at $1400.
More than a century and a half later, Sheppardās great-great-granddaughter, Keisha Lance Bottoms, was elected governor of GA' ajc.com/politics/2026/11/keiā¦
