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November 4, 2008 - Arguably the biggest night in US Political history.
November 3, 2026 - One of the biggest one-sided nights in US political history.
The common denominator? The Buffalo Bulls beat Miami (OH) on Tuesday night MACtion both nights.
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You can tell Donald Trump is spiritually a New York Met because everything is turning to shit halfway through a 4 year deal
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Just in case it's his last pitch thrown as a major leaguer. I wanted to focus in on Brandon Woodruff during the last out. #winourway
She doesn't look like his daughter, so it won't happen
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have found the new White House Press Secretary! @NICKIMINAJ
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DONT FALL THIS SHIT!!!
TAKE YA ASS TO THAT BALLOT & MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
POLLS DONT VOTE!!!
If the Brewers win tomorrow and the alert is "🚨DODGERS SWEPT BY BREWERS 🚨" your ass is getting deleted @BleacherReport show some goddamn respect
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Go vote
Don't be intimidated.
Don't convince yourself it doesn't matter.
Don't think who you support has it in the bag.
Don't wait until the last second.
From the millions who genuinely want the US to be respected by our friends around the world again -
Don't let us down
Have weather maps always been this childish or are we just noticing it more because every other us government social media account is also being run by edgy 13 year olds?
A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details: wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excess…
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King of Swaziland Mswati III bans sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 18 to prevent the spread of AIDS in the country.
The public is quick to point out that the 37-year-old monarch is engaged to a 17-year-old girl.
King Mswati acknowledges his hypocrisy and fines himself one cow - but the marriage will go forward.
She will be his ninth wife.
