Washed-up music writer turned corporate trash •Bylines: @Paste_Music @AltPress @Substream @UTGReview
Birmingham, AL
Joined April 2009
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Jessica Klinner retweeted
once i invent a beverage that makes you want to keep living between 3:15 and 4:48 pm it's over for you hoes
I am ashamed to say I could have witnessed this today but I left the Dashboard crowd early to get chicken fingers 😔 – at Fort Lauderdale, FL
I’m going to see Wheatus play “Teenage Dirtbag” today and that feels like a reason to tweet. – at Fort Lauderdale, FL
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Jessica Klinner retweeted
This is Winston. He went for his first-ever walk today. Also took his first-ever mid-walk nap today. 12/10 huge day all around
ALT a little bulldog puppy in a black harness sits nervously in a parking lot waiting to hit the trail. he is mostly white with a brown brindle patch over one eye. his teeny paws have razor-sharp puppy nails, but everything else about him looks soft. especially his little ankle wrinkles.
ALT little white bulldog puppy with brindle patches is asleep on his side, nestled into a pile of rocks. a roll of wrinkle is pushing up from his black harness, and probably making a cozy pillow underneath. some foliage with bright orange flowers is just beyond the rocks.
