i wish wearing a carabiner made lesbians start to spawn in a radius around your current location like the cops in cyberpunk
*alternate timeline where Ritsuko comes out as a lesbian*
Ritsuko piloting the longest Eva you've ever seen through the NERV geofront: What the fuck y'all know about this?
*starts making out with Maya so hard that it causes the Lesbian Third Impact*
that bum chopper couldve gone into human point and caught her but noooooooo he cant do shit anymore
this + extreme heat, yup its #outyourselfsummer



























