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But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean

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veggie gyoza retweeted
Hey Hollywood? 👋 You do realize that by revealing Santa’s secret code name (Red One), you’re not only putting Santa in danger, you’re also threatening the safety of Mrs. Claus. And, oh right, the elves. But no. Go ahead. Make your movie. Make your money. That’s what matters 👍
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veggie gyoza retweeted
I will be throwing a party on the 29th for the greeting of Ms. Mini Moon and a goodbye rager for her on the 25th to see her off diva we are SO excited to have you
Earth is set to temporarily obtain another moon on September 29th. The asteroid known as a ‘mini-moon’ is expected to make a single orbit journey around Earth, ending on November 25th.
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The name “iPhone” is kind of a flop
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god this is so fucking devastating
🚨This will be the last post we share here. We believe there is no point in telling our human stories anymore; everyone has grown accustomed to seeing us killed. It's no longer worth the risk to send our voice out to a world that is content with mere solidarity. Even many of our human stories no longer interest people (even our voice is being ignored). It's time to stop waiting for a savior and to help ourselves survive. Please try to keep us in your prayers.
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I need to ask a group of people to meet me at the fire pit please
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Kars 4 kids band at SXSW
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veggie gyoza retweeted
They want you to believe the Chair of the Philosophy department is the threat to western values and not the masked, armed man brutalising her for expressing anti-war sentiment
A masked police officer arresting the Chair of the Philosophy department at Emory University for taking part in anti-genocide protests. This feels like a historic image.
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Would totally butcher landing a plane
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14%Solar eclipse
86%A plump juicy blackberry
7 votes • Final results
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Low-moisture mozzarella 😋😋😋
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veggie gyoza retweeted
Two golden retrievers podcasting on top of a mountain
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Medium is the perfect size for a drink
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Need to be on a remote controlled longboard asap
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Would not recognize a goo goo doll if he ran me over
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Setting up ur laptop and plugging things in and digging through bag at coffee shop is humiliating energy
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Drops of Jupiter is a Christmas song
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Thanksgiving is 1 week long
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Apologizing to the AI chatbot
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