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Very good. The letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign. And what would that be?

Joined August 2009
Wrist of the North Star retweeted
Stoner Rule: if you can't find your lighter just stand up, chances are it will hit the floor
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Wrist of the North Star retweeted
people who get off at my bus stop have a certain wisdom all too rare in the world today. people who get off at the bus stop before mine are doubtless idlers. people who get off at stops after mine have ways that are foreign and uncertain but one imagines idolatrous
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I needed to make a pitcher of tea, so of course 20 minutes later I'm on the curb drilling holes in my trash cans.
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OTR Kroger got the scampiest scamps.
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Rashomon at the Esquire next month. 10/7.
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Ain't nobody generous like a bus driver 13 minutes behind schedule. He's waving everybody on. Whatever gets us moving.
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Educating myself to protect my family.
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In other news…
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Wrist of the North Star retweeted
Instead of boycotting the city let's boycott bad candidates. Dont take advice from someone who got less votes than another republican candidate who was left off the website completely. They are grifting because they cant win outright.
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Wtf was this, Suikoden? Did they just think nobody would know what an elephant sounds like?
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Wrist of the North Star retweeted
If you mentioning grok for “who the most famous person to visit my profile” you deserve to be shot execution style I’m sorry
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Getting blazed, hearing a thunderstorm roll in while I watch a little spider build a nest on my front porch. Nature's majesty is truly boundless.
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Saw Pee-wee's bike for Father's Day
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I have it on good authority the elephants at the zoo are fucking today.
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