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Dylan

@fka_dylan

I’ll have the mixed vegetables.

 Chicago
Joined December 2007
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mary@elaine_stritchJun 2
i saw goody proctor using ai
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Pleasure is so important
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please please please let me get what i want
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We've gotta bring back this kind of propaganda if we're ever gonna stop climate change
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Ik she's fuming rn
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“we should be funding schools and bridges instead of making people so insane with social issues that they’re impossible to talk to at thanksgiving” is probably the best political strategy i’ve heard in a long time lol
Morning Joe (@Morning_Joe) profile pictureMorning Joe
@Morning_Joe23 Jul 2024
.@GovTimWalz: "People like JD Vance know nothing about small town America... He gets it all wrong. It's not about hate."
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knx@knoxdotmp35 Jun 2024
her lighting them up one by one like a row of matches has me up the fucking walls
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This guy is a more effective communicator than 95% of left-wing electeds. Connecting the moral purpose of Palestine solidarity protests with his values as a father 🫡
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This website is so fucking cooked
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Replying to @ZeroSuitCamus
Marianne Lourdes faisant la promotion du film « La Rue Rouge » (1973)
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The pan to the cops twiddling their thumbs as the shooter is being pinned down by civilians like ~200 feet away is very cinematic
Football Fanatics (@FFB_Fanatics) profile pictureFootball Fanatics
@FFB_Fanatics14 Feb 2024
Breaking Video of Heroic Kansas City fans tackling one of the shooters
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my friend from hs was there and got pics on her ds
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@notgwendalupe22 Jan 2024
13 years ago, snooki was arrested in 'jersey shore'
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To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started... Sent from my iPad
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nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the sleek FDR bullet train and you as the seething coal locomotive.
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can i say something mean
Alexis Zotos (@alexiszotos) profile pictureAlexis Zotos@alexiszotos21 Dec 2023
The coolest new bar is now open in Midtown. Hidden Gem by the owners of Golden Gems is a disco dive bar. Love everything about this spot. Excited to go dance and try the cocktails!
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A speed warning sign in St. Louis, Missouri, which keeps a count of the number of road fatalities as a means of deterring speeding.
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