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@flarnskt

Former Ex Oompa Loompa 🇨🇦

 Paul Goldschmidt’s age
Joined May 2026
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i would like the next person i date to like me and be nice to me :) i am excited for that to maybe someday happen
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Stanley Cup back on
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hawke@tauntif11h
I’ll see u in court… the FOOD COURT!!!!! we r friends ❤️
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Minimum wage is $18.25/hour here
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Yinzer724🇺🇸 (@OnePissedYinzer) profile pictureYinzer724🇺🇸
@OnePissedYinzer13h
Enjoy your $20 Big Mac.
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KutterIsKing (@KutterIsKing) profile pictureKutterIsKing
@KutterIsKingApr 30
I’m not even joking if Cam Shitler wins the Cy Young I’ll deactivate my account
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MIKA MOVEMBER
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Sweet feed from Doro
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Have you heard about this?
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important
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So this quote is something
Danny Singer (@michiganboy310) profile pictureDanny Singer
@michiganboy3109h
This is a such a loser mentality for a competitive player to have: “I’m really happy here in Calgary. I’m enjoying my time, and we don’t have any pressure to win or do well. I know in New York it’s a big market, and media and fans and people have a lot of pressure on the team to do well, and the owner as well, rightfully so. Here, everyone knows that we’re not a superstar team. We don’t have pressure to win, but that gives us a chance every night to go out there and give it our best effort.” Some just aren’t cut out for the pressure in NY and that is fine
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Ruben Sierra "all the Yankees care about is winning" vibes
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STOP BOOING ADAM FOX. I WOULD BE DOING IT IF I WAS YOU BUT STOP IT!
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Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB) profile pictureUnderdog MLB
@UnderdogMLB6h
AL Cy Young voting:
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If you told me I would have 250 bookmarks on a tweet I would have thought I accidentally posted it again
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500 now, yeah it definitely wouldn't do that kind of numbers
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Not reading all that
billy jack (@BillyJack16354) profile picturebilly jack@BillyJack1635412h
That’s not the point dumbass! In the desert all constructs are meaningless, a name is not necessary, a name is a tie to the past, a documentation and enrollment to a system, naming a horse implies ownership, he understands the horse is not his to name, pathetic dumbass!
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That's me?
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Frankie Hollywood (@Milk_inna_Bag) profile pictureFrankie Hollywood@Milk_inna_Bag16h
Replying to @flarnskt
Yo dawg, whats up the Téléfrancais Ananas
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I think if we rode through the whole desert together I would give the horse a fucking name
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 11
Today is Singles Day.
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I feel like he targeted me specifically to rage bait
ঔৣ Daniel Rebranded (@daneMania) profile pictureঔৣ Daniel Rebranded@daneManiaNov 10
i know this is a dumb answer but you could probably just do 2 pushups per hour for 8 hours and you would make enough to live by that’s enough for me
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