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If your partner willingly hands you their phone to search, which app would you open first? 👀
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POV; you got hired by BangBros but you ended up casting as stepdad that goes to work.
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The moment you're laughing with your crush, Only for your nose to surprise you with bubbles 💀🤣🤣
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one feature i love so much about X is the draft. some thoughts come once and never return; at least, you get to save them somewhere before they get lost in your head. 😭
when a woman wears makeup, she’s seen as having low self esteem. when she goes out with her natural face, she’s called ugly by men. i don’t think men want women to feel beautiful. they want women to feel insecure enough to live every day seeking male validation.
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Bro, you want to get girls easily? Just tell her you have a girlfriend but still want her. She’ll agree quickly.
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Learn to make money work for your future instead of working only to impress people.
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I rather help Nepa dey carry ladder than involving in a long distance relationship… 🙂↕️🎈
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“I went to approach her, but she didn’t give me her number.”
Did you try approaching her in a white curvy backside Mercedes-Benz?
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Notice how people with proper British and American accents start imitating your accent, especially as an African, when they’re losing an argument.
I always find it funny and stupid.
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Avoid lazy Partners.. Life in this Generation needs both of you to bring on the table...
I pay school fees, she buys groceries
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My father grew up in Oke Erun, a village where people feared the night, and my grandfather was a powerful wizard with three wives known as the Black Witch, the Red Witch, and the White Witch. My father was his only son, and according to the family story, my grandfather dìed mysteriously while protecting him from something nobody has ever dared to explain. What still troubles me is this: what was so powerful in Oke Erun that a man feared by an entire village had to dìe to save his own son?
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God has given you a beautiful body,but women tryna get money out of big ass and decided to do bbl now she can't tven walk




























