James Beard

In an attempt to come up with a unique hashtag, I went for #malteserconstellations.

@CurtainPillow @metpoliceuk I presumed it was the aftermath of a football match ...

Ed's Diner in Soho. I like how 'Ed's' becomes 'Eq's' in the puddle reflection ... #nerdysoundengineer instagram.com/p/yaBwD6CnkQ/

#canarywharf in full effect ... instagram.com/p/tyoXiICnrk/

Sunny #Edinburgh this afternoon. I was there for all of an hour and a half! #working #longtrainjourney instagram.com/p/tn5gcDinuk/

One instrument I didn't stick with! #throwbackthursday #tbt #toytrumpet instagram.com/p/payHp7CnhC/

Brilliant organisational bit of gear. No longer will I have random batteries rolling around in my man… instagram.com/p/oCP5T5inph/

Upper Richmond Rd towards the setting sun ... #putney instagram.com/p/msNWgkCnkn/

My companion for the morning ... #henry instagram.com/p/l4V-vTintl/

Tubeage ... instagram.com/p/lmnQ4wCnoU/

So yes, this is my tired 'I've just woken up' face. I look like this til about 11.30am most days of… instagram.com/p/kx3Z05Cngy/

A rather moist afternoon in #putney instagram.com/p/kKQpmpCnuT/

Really shouldn't be awake now! #idiot instagram.com/p/dqWLnfCnj0/

Water jet-packing at Docklands ... instagram.com/p/dfwaVHCnsj/

@KPidge Couldn't agree more Kim :)

@mrmattwillis @SimonAmstell watched the first half of this at lunch today, and yes it was very funny. Don't think he sounds like me though!

#shard-tastic! instagram.com/p/cT8JO8ingN/

Indulging in a little late-night Shania :) @niavee

Well-timed #midnightsnack instagram.com/p/cAWY1gingn/