Sure doc, 9am appointment sounds great. I’ll just doom scroll for an hour in the examination room and see you at 10am.
Brickell smells like fermented dog piss in the summer. #pissmaxxing #miami
Pete Joff Gunther The Third retweeted
This is so crazy
The White House: We’re unable to track $6.2 billion dollars sent to Ukraine.
California: We’re unable to track $24 billion dollars spent to combat homelessness.
The Pentagon: We’re unable to track $2.3 trillion dollars of military spending.
The U.S. Treasury: We’re unable to track $5 trillion dollars of pandemic spending.
The IRS: We know you sent $601.57 to your friend, you better report it or you’re going to jail.
There’s a lot of material for @elonmusk and @VivekGRamaswamy at @DOGE for sure.
What are your thoughts?
Pete Joff Gunther The Third retweeted
In most cases, the word “homeless” is a lie.
It’s usually a propaganda word for violent drug addicts with severe mental illness.
Ate so many oreos I shit black @Oreo #milksfavoritecookie
Pete Joff Gunther The Third retweeted
A latte is really just an excuse for adults to order warm milk without sounding like a baby
Pete Joff Gunther The Third retweeted
damn, such a shame. for a while this was my favourite record label
















