peculiar papaya eating vampire @goodypango
Joined June 2025
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These types should concern themselves less with what other people do on their phone and more with the fact that they use public transportation
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If you invite a foid into your home she WILL take all of your collectible idol concert face towels and use them for "mascara"
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"Enjoy your 'handheld', fool... We were NOT generous with the corned beef!"
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Once you install X-Posed it really is demoralizing to see how much of your timeline is people dunking on Kenyan feminists
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Dantes is held in the dungeon for violent & insane supercriminals, where they give him a brutal punishment: they deprive him of meat 3 days a week. On these days, they give him fish.
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got some mint tea. its the best. guy says he cant drink it, it tastes like toothpaste. let big dentistry colonize a whole domain of taste for him. toothpaste tastes like mint - mint doesn’t taste like toothpaste. some people really live in the simulation.
