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مشرق کے خداوند، سفیدانِ فرنگی مغرب کے خداوند، درخشندہ فلزات یہ علم یہ حکمت یہ تدبر یہ حکومت پیتے ہیں لہو، دیتے ہیں تعلیمِ مساوات

Joined May 2025
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It is impossible to explain to a westerner what insulting a national hero like mao is about because they only have fictional heroes like SpongeBob SquarePants
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all you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself
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Band: Imagine Dragons Guy with aphantasia: I CAN'T 😭😭😭
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If I ever get arrested I'm accepting whatever charges they put. Begging the judge (a beta male) to let you (alpha) out is cringe #nonchalant
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Why does the dog have to eat his day 😢😢😢
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Communist friend trying to console his friend who likes animal sounds: "Cheer man, meow"
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Now when I hear 6 7 I just silently acknowledge it like it's an acquaintance at uni
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A Hindu who justifies his white worship by saying atithi devo bhava
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This is because she realises that fights and being mad are part of a healthy relationship and the key to a lasting one is how you react to these moments of misalignment.
cubs 🌲@cubsjawJul 26
Notice how even in this perfect fantasy scenario where she gets everything she wants, she is still mad at him
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Can't wait for the Premier League to be back, where the corruption is behind closed doors and the referees are just purely incompetent.
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"You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both."
The White House
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You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.
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My poop Caucasian coloured
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Dani Blekman
@Dani_BlekMay 27
Fun fact: Israel had a woman serving in the role of prime minister before women in Switzerland had the right to vote.
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We are deeply saddened to share the loss of one of our own 💔 Today, our dear fanclub member Abed Al Monhiem Moghnieh was killed by an Israeli airstrike in South Lebanon. A fan of @BlackYellow and a member of Cedars of Dortmund He once told us about his dream: to travel to
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Replying to @Kabete001 @EmiratesFACup
Enjoy your quadruple, pal.
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We're massively losing the plot.
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Everyone knows the difficulty of the tragic situation here in Gaza We need $200 to buy food, drinks, and living necessities . Is there a kind heart who can help us raise this amount? @DeemTheDreem @BackupHangman 🔗chuffed.org/project/145562-h… 🔗paypal.com/donate/?hosted_bu…
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Guy who's only had one relationship reading romance: Wow this is exactly like my relationship Guy who's only had one relationship reading romance: Hmm this is somewhat like my relationship Guy who's only had one relationship reading romance: This is nothing like my relationship
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We are delighted to confirm that Pascal Gross has returned to the club for undisclosed terms on a contract until June 2027! 🤝
Pascal Gross signing graphic featuring him in our home shirt. Welcome home, Pascal!

ALT Pascal Gross signing graphic featuring him in our home shirt. Welcome home, Pascal!

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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano31 Dec 2025
🚨💙🤍 EXCLUSIVE: Brighton agree surprise deal to sign Pascal Groß from Borussia Dortmund, here we go! Permanent transfer agreed with #BHAFC and comeback imminent with medical to follow in next 48h. Pascal Gross, back to Brighton. 🔙
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