Overheard my relatives on a call trying to convince my cousin to marry a guy who's ugly as fuck because "bohot accha package hai" and "ladke ke kharab dikhne se kya hota hai" straight women are truly in the trenches
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So how do I tell this professor that I just spotted an error in the certificate that I've already mailed out to a hundred people 😍
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I was going to tweet "well call me gassie howard" but then I got sidetracked and on a whim I just looked it up and Cassie's name really is short for Cassandra that's so fucking funny her dumbass foresaw NOTHING
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Thought I'd just read just one chapter of the new book before bed but it ended up being so fun that I was 160 pages in before I looked up to see it was 4am
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