azathot (✧) (@flopsidian) header
azathot (✧) (@flopsidian) profile picture

the season is ripe

carcosa | he/him
Joined May 2023
Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)Photo by azathot (✧) (@flopsidian)
I love blocking men 💜
1
4
21
2,989
azathot (✧) retweeted
the daughter:
Happy Diwali 🪔💥✨
28
1,863
27,332
And choirs sing in the streeeet And I would come to youuu To watch the television screen In your hooootel roooooom ohh
You were broken-hearted and the world was too And I was beginning to lose my grip And I have always held it loosely But this time, I admit I felt it really start to slip
3
59
azathot (✧) retweeted
Praying she did a good job so China can mass produce and drive down prices
103
5,240
94
105,997
1,067,296
Overheard my relatives on a call trying to convince my cousin to marry a guy who's ugly as fuck because "bohot accha package hai" and "ladke ke kharab dikhne se kya hota hai" straight women are truly in the trenches
Desi aunties and their obsession with "chand si bahu laungi apne gaand jaise bete k liye"
1
17
449
So how do I tell this professor that I just spotted an error in the certificate that I've already mailed out to a hundred people 😍
1
6
217
New oomf is very hot but possibly actually clinically insane I think
5
15
703
the sage green translucent petg filament is calling to me like the green goblin mask
3
207
I've seen this fuckass gif more than the sun over the last couple of days
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
1
83
azathot (✧) retweeted
19
725
23
5,241
115,418
made out with a guy last night and he was fucking whimpering when i played with his hair and it was the hottest thing ever
1
1
19
459
'Sanatanyahu'
For some inexplicable reasons Sanatanyahu never stays in Delhi on Diwali.
2
208
4,009
25,038
I was going to tweet "well call me gassie howard" but then I got sidetracked and on a whim I just looked it up and Cassie's name really is short for Cassandra that's so fucking funny her dumbass foresaw NOTHING
chhole bhature maxing done now it's time for nap maxing
1
1
127
azathot (✧) retweeted
Need boy butt on my lap
35
729
51
6,469
74,277
chhole bhature maxing done now it's time for nap maxing
1
8
298
Thought I'd just read just one chapter of the new book before bed but it ended up being so fun that I was 160 pages in before I looked up to see it was 4am
23
422
how i'm tweeting
5
496
8
3,729
30,488
azathot (✧) retweeted
Wine-dark sea Character design
23
962
6
9,492
52,412
my mother turning on the TV after I was done listening to music and getting jumpscared by the fullscreen eusexua album art
1
23
464