Simon J Floss

I am once again complaining about whoever is running the stoplights in Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Liam Gallagher if you can see this I’m sorry I didn’t know this until now

I am late to the game but Oasis is the best band ever

Whoever runs the stoplights hates me

Which one of you took my Aldi quarter

BLSWHBP Big little sweetie with high blood pressure

Why are the stoplights so fast today

You’re a mean one Mr grinch is the greatest diss track of all time

Godzilla was just hungry

I haven’t watched season 5 of stranger things yet but if Barb doesn’t return what is even the point

Not to brag but I am so bad at fantasy football

Pregaming in my car (drinking coffee and listening to Abracadabra)

I wonder if the self driving cars ever wave to each other

Why are hamburgers called hamburgers there is no ham in the burger

There are countless great things about pets but one of the best is you always have an audience to sing to

I’m very late to the party but I cannot stop watching gossip girl

Can I be an honorary member @offspring

To make matters better it was an all staff retreat

Getting home from work and realizing you had spilled toothpaste on your sweater all day

My latest personality trait is beets