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she/her, ♍, 25+. ornery, scandalous, and evil, most definitely

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Joined April 2021
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oh my god they've abandoned the boats #theterrortober
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mother has followed up the family stone with sweet home alabama. a movie that loses a lot of its charm when you actually think about josh lucas’s character refusing his wife a divorce
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hilariously, this channel censored the phrase “you’re shitting me” but not the husband calling the wife a bitch lmfao
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god i forgot there’s this little “heartwarming” moment where she says “no, jake’s never hit me” and he looks smug before he proceeds to have her arrested
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Trying to impress madeleine Epavier trade
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I think about this post a lot
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he looked so good in this scene i damn near started barking
he genuinely thought he was going to have a happy and good day in gotham. but the world just played in his face.
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EXCLUSIVE: “A Court of Splintered Harmony,” the sixth book in Sarah J. Maas' blockbuster fantasy series “A Court of Thorns and Roses,” sold 1.7 million copies on its release date. That's up 600% from the release day sales for “ACOTAR” Book 5, “A Court of Silver Flames,” in 2021. “When I write, I’m only thinking about the characters and the stories I want to tell,” Maas said in a statement to Variety. “To see how much these books mean to so many people and the way readers have shown up for this one really blows my mind. It’s a feeling I can’t even comprehend, but I’m just beyond grateful.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lI3bL
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When you're everybody's little girlfriend
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test subject #ResidentEvilㅤ
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me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV
this is one of the best posters i’ve seen in a very long time btw
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Copied word for word. x.com/neowokio/statu…
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my parents are watching the family stone and god i forgot how insufferable said family is lol
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like sjp’s character is obviously an oddball but yeah i would’ve also found them cliquey and annoying
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I love this meme so much, I can hear their voices
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isn’t it sad how in the tvl book lestat uses terms like a cupid out of caravaggio, the da vinci saint, the little god from caravaggio when speaking about armand and the show never once captures that side of how he sees him
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anok yai as blade at heidi klums 2022 annual halloween party
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ik there are freaks out there who do feel this way but it is funny how if you express fear at the idea of this situation there will inevitably be someone who assumes you’re an idiot who doesn’t understand how the ocean works & you want all sharks to die for the crime of existing
A California man fishing from his kayak had a startling encounter when a great white shark swam within inches of him.
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would i personally be on the open ocean in a kayak? well, no, for just such a reason as this lol. but idk man if i was standing out in public and someone’s loose pet rottweiler walked up i’d also be a lil nervous lol. let alone a bear or other wild land animal
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Sul sul!
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he'd 😭never 😭 felt 😭this 😭way 😭 about 😭 a 😭girl 😭before 😭😭😭😭
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