Guy who has never learned how to jerk off:
"As soon as I find out how to jerk off so many girls are going to be out of a job!"
Aristo-Peaty George Floyd 🍌🍊👑 retweeted
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of the Bombing of Dresden?”
“No.”
“I thought so. It’s not a story the Allies would tell you.”
Аdоlf Ніtlеr (Führer des Deutschen Reiches) appeared to me in a dream last night and showed me this video
Aristo-Peaty George Floyd 🍌🍊👑 retweeted
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
*paws at you* enslave the Israelites
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Aristo-Peaty George Floyd 🍌🍊👑 retweeted
*paws at you* you were promised to me 3,000 years ago
*paws at you* you were promised to me 3,000 years ago
*paws at you* you were promised to me 3,000 years ago
Aristo-Peaty George Floyd 🍌🍊👑 retweeted
I just converted to Catholicism because of some hype and aura videos online so I'd like every to know that I'll be jacking off shortly and need their prayers in 35 minutes. #BasedTradCath
Aristo-Peaty George Floyd 🍌🍊👑 retweeted
Top 10 greatest Americans in history:
1. Joseph Smith
2. Donald J. Trump
3. Steven Miller
4. The guy who shot Rene Good
5. Peptide Gooner
6. Anakin Skywalker
7. The dude who made Rome Total War
8. James K. Polk
9. Tom Brady
10. Adolf Hitler




























