@fluctuatecore

kai havertz apologist & union berlin fan 🐧🦈

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Joined October 2018
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HE GOT US THE PREM I DONT FUCKING CAREEEE
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don’t let warso see this or he’ll do it with mack
Gino Hard
@GinoHard_10h
Matthew Schaefer became the first player in NHL HISTORY to play an entire five-minute overtime without leaving the ice, per @FriedgeHNIC 🤯 The 19-year-old finished with 32:16 of ice time and an assist in New York's shootout win over Nashville 😳
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ntm on sue, she was actually good at her job
jo@miffymack12h
bro he deadass is sue sylvester
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the punkest thing you can be is kind
Chase Francis@geek_u_s_aOct 27
Turnstile songs are 3 minutes of the same riff and Brendan Yates saying some shit like “the power of friendship keeps me alive/separate my friend group I’ll probably die”
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ely ⭐️@whimsygoalie11h
WHEN YOU HAVE A BROTHER AWW AWW AWWW
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ma ✶@jptzolis18h
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whoa
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SABITZER HOLY SHIT
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lmfao natürlich
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some more confessional booth edits for your enjoyment
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zählt das schon als arbeitsverweigerung, was warso hier macht?
Max Miller
@Real_Max_Miller20h
I asked Warsofsky if there had been any discussions about playing Smith at center behind Celebrini. He said no. #SJSharks
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everybody cheered
Hannah Kirkell
@h_kirk620h
Carter Hart exited the ice and appeared to be limping.
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mau 🏒@sidmeowsby21h
the jokes truly write themselves 😭 anyway fuck that guy fuck the writer fuck israel and free palestine
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ei🪸@mc71esbian20h
Sheng Peng
@Sheng_Peng21h
#SJSharks lines at morning skate, Celebrini & Smith split up: Stenberg-Celebrini-Graf Marchment-Misa-Smith Sherwood-Dellandrea-Toffoli Goodrow-Ostapchuk-Gaudette Nurse-Trouba Dickinson-Kesselring Orlov-Cagnoni
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if i ignore the sharks lines from morning skate then they are not real and can’t hurt me
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Yeah and its fucking AWESOME
Chase Francis@geek_u_s_aOct 27
Turnstile songs are 3 minutes of the same riff and Brendan Yates saying some shit like “the power of friendship keeps me alive/separate my friend group I’ll probably die”
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pay 🌷@rawfearss20h
ryan warsofsky genuinely what is your problem because this has to be a joke right…
Max Miller
@Real_Max_Miller21h
#SJSharks lines at morning skate: Stenberg-Celebrini-Graf Marchment-Misa-Smith Sherwood-Dellandrea-Toffoli Goodrow-Ostapchuk-Gaudette Nurse-Trouba Dickinson-Kesselring Orlov-Cagnoni
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????
Max Miller
@Real_Max_Miller21h
Before #SJSharks morning skate starts, Celebrini and Smith come out wearing different jersey colors. Could mean a different line today.
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I LIKE THE POLKA DOTS HASHTAG MY TRUTH
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Happy to be back.
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WHAT??
elizabeth@crosbycain8721h
We need proof asap
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