gerty (@fluentdynamics) header
gerty (@fluentdynamics) profile picture

gerty

@fluentdynamics

34 happily married MDNI

 she/her
Joined May 2016
  • Tweets7.5K
  • Following724
  • Followers1
430Media
Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)Photo by gerty (@fluentdynamics)
gerty retweeted
okay (@chasedbywasps) profile picture
okay@chasedbywaspsSep 15
you can tell a lot about someone by who they are
30
698
23
6,673
93,206
When I open the fridge my Baja Blast whispers, “Crack me, bro. You know you want to.”
506
5,639
940
34,975
1,510,003
gerty retweeted
paige (@paige_on_twt) profile picture
paige@paige_on_twtSep 14
France weaponised homophobia to create anti smoking ads (2010) But the french are all faggots and it clearly didn’t work
Image from paige (@paige_on_twt)
340
12,407
1,594
120,118
1,721,207
o olhar de quem já sabia que ia sentir saudade desse momento
paul mccartney banana ex paul mccartney loiro (@ontheone909) profile picturepaul mccartney banana ex paul mccartney loiro@ontheone909Sep 14
we were playing for no one on top of the world
22
1,009
38
10,656
179,413
A real lover wouldn’t ask this question.
Carla🌙 (@aliceesweett) profile pictureCarla🌙@aliceesweettSep 13
Kissing after oral sex ? Yes or no?
7
1,019
2
13,764
180,340
Being an introverted yapper is hard because ... yeah no, I don't want to talk to people, but if you unlock the premium subscription, hoo boy. You will realize I have a PhD in Yappology and you are about to hear my dissertation.
85
21,971
1,108
86,108
1,188,984
can we stop normalizing heterosexuality
214
3,418
84
17,330
145,911
gerty retweeted
silvtuns (@claiOcean) profile picture
silvtuns@claiOceanSep 13
Image from silvtuns (@claiOcean)
3
1,307
23
4,548
35,787
Palestine genocide is nothing more than a trend to these people.
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
134
14,039
59
145,932
1,710,974
gerty retweeted
ׄ (@horsieys) profile picture
ׄ@horsieysSep 12
Image from ׄ (@horsieys)
Inglourious Basterds (@jessermanf) profile pictureInglourious Basterds@jessermanfSep 11
Image from Inglourious Basterds (@jessermanf)
13
4,697
76
14,396
169,104
Image from Marz🦇🍉 (@marzmadethis)
13
1,004
7
9,689
115,012
"moot is 35" "ew 28 looking for moots" "why are you x age and on twt" did humans stop aging at 17? hello did i miss something
73
582
135
6,465
190,074
Good mornjng
Image from Windows7 ويندوز (@suki_beatles)
6
672
5
3,607
31,432
gerty retweeted
۪ (@fakepilled) profile picture
۪@fakepilledSep 8
who up and want this little ass dick
37
1,166
41
12,390
341,496
The deku tree seriously sent an actual toddler who drinks apple sauce pouches for dinner out to kill the devil😭
☆ adri ⁝ zelda movie army (@ifairyboy) profile picture☆ adri ⁝ zelda movie army@ifairyboySep 8
EVERYONE IN THIS GAME IS SO BABY CODED EVEN EPONA 😭😭😭😭 I CANT DO THIS THEY ARE SO CUTEEE
Image from ☆ adri ⁝ zelda movie army (@ifairyboy)
159
6,836
47
68,147
1,092,366
gerty retweeted
a (@an4ny4) profile picture
a@an4ny4Sep 8
I don’t believe men have the capability to fall in love again and again, I think they fall in love once, fuck it up, and never really feel love again
758
1,619
638
30,300
1,522,034
73
1,737
36
7,223
149,811
SHE SAID YES!!! (I asked her if I was bothering her)
176
15,212
1,997
109,625
9,046,724
Fuck it. Entire "Mama I'm Coming Home" from Ozzy's final set.
819
21,644
2,133
110,108
3,481,205
🚨 BREAKING: ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card. Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10 hours, and later told the family; through a fake “lawyer,” that he was dead. Turns out, ICE quietly transferred him through a Minnesota detention center and dumped him in Guatemala, a country he has zero ties to. There’s no deportation paperwork, no public record. His family only found him alive after relatives in Chile tracked him to a Guatemalan hospital. Leon suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart issues. The DOJ is now under fire, but this is the Trump-era immigration machine still in motion—cruel, unaccountable, and lawless. If they can disappear an elderly, law-abiding U.S. resident… They can disappear anyone.
4,269
26,448
1,850
104,189
8,883,323
Load more