I never mean what I say, even when I do. @fluffsuit.bsky.social

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Joined January 2018
I love these humans. I want that love to last forever. Like I don’t even care when I cease to exist. I just want that love and joy they bring me to persist in the universe. The wonderful things about them and the delight I have with them to carry on through time and space….
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Trying to explain to my wife that this Star Trek episode isn’t accurate because they wouldn’t be getting colder in space but hotter because there’s no convection in space just heat loss from infrared and that’s not as efficient-
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Wife: There’s no convection ovens in space? They can’t reheat anything? Totally straight faced. She don’t give a fuck.
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Looks like my Google search posting is getting the attention of the algorithm. So in the interest of promoting joy and happiness…
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And then, even though suppressing the votes benefits the gop, if the Dems win, they’ll say this hacking rigged the election. So either way the gop wins.
BREAKING: Hackers target the US Federal Election Commission, knocking its electronic filing system offline just 1 week before the midterm elections. — Reuters
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Apple cider vinegar pork chop recipe
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Jack Schittington the Dumpkin King 🇵🇸 retweeted
"University researchers built a satellite that tracks people from low Earth orbit and dispatches a 5 kg payload to within .1 meter of their position, traveling at Mach 25 to anywhere on Earth in under 5 minutes. They suggest it could be used to deliver greeting cards."
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Guys. Two doctors confirmed it. I got the HhhhhWoopin’ cough. Like it’s the fucking 1800’s.
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Thought this was the no men cockhole ammonia again. But it’s a new thing entirely
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Jack Schittington the Dumpkin King 🇵🇸 retweeted
2 dogs 1 bun
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This is the skill set of killers of the future. No amount of tacticool black rifle drinking chudness with gucci gear will save you from a vape addict cat boy who can do this.
A melhor gameplay de avião do GTA San Andreas.
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They misspelled HERO.
AERIAL FOOTAGE shows HITLER’S EAGLE’S NEST DESTROYED by FIRE — 33yo SUSPECT ‘GERMAN CITIZEN’ ARRESTED
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Jack Schittington the Dumpkin King 🇵🇸 retweeted
AERIAL FOOTAGE shows HITLER’S EAGLE’S NEST DESTROYED by FIRE — 33yo SUSPECT ‘GERMAN CITIZEN’ ARRESTED
HITLER’S EAGLE’S NEST set ABLAZE — BILD SUSPECTED ARSONIST ARRESTED — FLAMES SEEN from KILOMETERS AWAY
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Just trying to buy something on marketplace and then some lady is asking me if I want “Zelle” her. Excuse me?
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Everyone should understand that I don’t know what Zelle is. It sounds naughty.
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Jack Schittington the Dumpkin King 🇵🇸 retweeted
Counting or not counting lactose intolerance?
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So you’re telling me Linda ronstadt’s breakout hit “Different Drum” was written by that guy from the Monkees? Boy did that guy get short changed.
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