I had talent in a previous life.
London, England
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I, too, am happy to offer my opinions on someone who I met once for a couple of hours in a group setting, many, many months ago as if those opinions actually matter or have any relevance.
Packing to go home, a process which mainly consists of putting all the clothes - and, indeed, underwear - that I brought with me but didn’t actually wear straight back into my suitcase. But I hope they enjoyed their brief, albeit pointless, stay in a hotel wardrobe regardless.
I mean, whether your fishnets are of a high enough quality to wear on stage for a two hour concert is definitely the top priority when buying tights, so it’s well worth Calzedonia opening their ad with it. Maybe Lily Allen isn’t so much the model for it but the target audience.
If you have a last minute urge to dress as Cady Heron in the party scene from Mean Girls for Halloween - and why wouldn’t you - then someone on Instagram has you covered.
instagram.com/p/Deknd41lBqK/
You can buy a pair of tights with belt loops, perfect if you want to look like you forgot to wear a skirt but have decided to try and style it out anyway and hope no one notices.
I fractured my rib the natural way by slipping on black ice and landing right on my side. It is the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced, and I continued to experience same for the next few months as all you can do for it is take ibuprofen. In short, would not recommend this.
Ordered room service, so now spending my evening standing right next to the door, occasionally peeking out of the spy hole as I’m so paranoid that I won’t hear the knock and will miss out on my overpriced dinner.
The second worst thing about using a company card is remembering to get a receipt. The worst thing about using a company card is remembering to get a receipt but forgetting to actually use the card.
The Guardian is using this image to illustrate their story concerned about the rising number of crimes that are linked to cocaine usage, and I’m not convinced that "losing your heels" is as societal damaging as they seem to think it is.
The biggest video game of the year, if not the decade is coming out in November, and it’s going to be a huge event. I am, of course, talking about Barbie Rewind. If you don’t already have it pre-ordered, can you really call yourself a proper gamer?
youtu.be/Z1DFzLE90tA
