flutmutt (@flutmutt) header
flutmutt (@flutmutt) profile picture
Joined September 2023
Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)Photo by flutmutt (@flutmutt)
flutmutt retweeted
我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里,使劲一夹给夹爆,然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来,有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精,往里面灌点,蟑螂什么的就出来了,完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的,毕竟都定期来姨妈的,脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的,后来火辣辣的,冰火两重天操起来很刺激,用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里,翻出来当社会人,翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容,把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边,然后高价卖给公狗。
5,525
8,829
12,476
93,090
32,389,438
flutmutt retweeted
Sora and the sorta Soras #KingdomHearts #kh #khfanart
34
1,300
23
11,722
130,755
flutmutt retweeted
this being melanie martinez's tour
198
2,364
156
28,775
1,700,692
flutmutt retweeted
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
567
10,761
791
123,878
3,084,856
flutmutt retweeted
This is how it feels to open discord in public
145
3,331
161
51,973
1,447,328
flutmutt retweeted
New discord feature about to be like this
Discord is adding Spatial Audio support for voice channels, so you can hear your friends as if you were talking next to each other!
172
24,171
400
214,902
7,663,413
flutmutt retweeted
"Dad, how good were you at Destiny?" Son, I fucking sucked.
“Dad, how good were you at Destiny?”
81
1,200
62
15,649
631,164
flutmutt retweeted
i'm a boy and i pee sitting down #vagina
176
8,432
311
74,181
1,183,228
Whyd he do that
29
745
11
11,479
295,268
flutmutt retweeted
people who use snapchat as their main form of communication
378
12,656
567
127,533
1,680,595
flutmutt retweeted
how it feels trying to sleep the night before a big event
78
9,636
293
78,165
962,474
flutmutt retweeted
LISAN AL GAIB
TRANSPORTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
258
11,610
105
136,596
3,828,460
flutmutt retweeted
TS HAD ME WEAK MY WHOLE SHIFTTTTTTTJJRHRHHEGEWHWSD
at work and can’t stop thinking of that vid of the 2 hollis look alike slipping with all the drinks in its hand smb pls find it
101
6,210
113
61,987
1,360,484
I hope the gay English language never stops evolving
she went to the bakery of hits and ordered a gaguette
115
23,074
80
310,803
4,539,307
flutmutt retweeted
Unemployed mfs opening up Twitter, Discord, and Steam after waking up at 1pm
651
14,927
1,190
182,058
3,569,552
Joined a VC and 3 niggas muted and 1 left
89
5,526
171
79,970
855,065
flutmutt retweeted
this is art
The motion of the tele-operator taking his headset off 😭😭😭 omg
81
7,133
5
129,857
2,487,112
flutmutt retweeted
Most irrelevant day ever 🙄 am I right ladies? 👀
Today is International Men’s Day.
397
5,658
103
105,844
2,562,650
HIT TRANSLATE WHY'S IT STILL GOING
アカン‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️風呂入れなくなる‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
440
12,205
247
165,560
8,709,251
flutmutt retweeted
Doing some golden retriever expression studies 🐾
43
3,151
57
31,173
400,899