well i had to get my will and other medical paperwork notarized, but ups didnt have enough employees on hand to both notarize and bear witness— so i had to ask a random customer. congratulations candace moore you’re now legally apart of my life somehow
i cant believe he died so young. He had so much to live for. apple was only a few days aways from releasing the first foldable Iphone™
been on like six dates with this beautiful woman and she absolutely refuses to do any emotional intimacy last date we talked about the weather like 3 times
tomorrow i’m going to look her in her eyes and ask her what shes scared of
girl with a mysterious amount of wealth asked me on a date, and i felt obligated to accept. what the hell. Why
i hate when i fall so hard for someone all i can think about is them texting me back. i’m a single cell organism