Claude Remains

Hey @FNBSA just some feedback. But calm down with the marketing 3 back to back in less than 2 hours today. this is excluding the 5 sales calls yesterday.

Hey @Uber_RSA if this is one of your drivers he needs a serious talking to. Blocking an intersection and decides to swear and throw fingers when he got hooted at.

Met my bfs parents for the first time this weekend and I would not have expected to have to sleep in the spare room as a grown man because his mom says “in this house we only share a bed if we’re married. “

This week has been great. Sinusitis. Followed by my debit card being cloned. Always. Fun.

Bonus about getting a boyfriend? Discovering you’re both the same size. Just doubled my wardrobe for free.

Episode 2 of Last of Us hey Ouch.

Will the first print on my 3D printer be a cockring? Probably

Nothing prepares you for the smell of a rotten potatoe.

All I want in life is to be able roll a wrap like a Kauai mammie or a level 6 vegan.

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought “why are you such a dumb cunt?”

Not this guy (on grindr) having the balls to tell me if I really wanted to meet him I would have made it happen… but he went offline after me making plans with him for 5 days. Okay sure buddy.

So block on grindr is now called hide? Okay. Someone was oversensitive

Wow. America really is turning into a shit show right?

The amount of twinks suddenly messaging me on grindr and very blatantly telling me they’re looking for a “blesser”. Haibo, when did this sugar daddy thing happen? They’re like the call centres of online dating.

Nothing worse than going for an empty parking spot only to discover a Kia Picanto.

Being the only sober one in a bar last night. Eye opening.

Just because you sent me a message. Does not mean I have to reply to it.