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neel shah

@fneel

Writer. Some shows (currently “The Bold Type”), a book, a movie.

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If only the baby at that bris was armed this all could have been avoided
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Q: ...And the “Devil’s Triangle” is— Kavanaugh: An innocent drinking game. I played it all the time! Q: Would you play it with your two daughters? Kavanaugh: Next question
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If only Dr. Ford had put “ALMOST GOT RAPED” into her calendar this woulda been so much easier to prove
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Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) profile pictureEmily Nussbaum
@emilynussbaum6 Jun 2018
The Bold Type is just fun.
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.@AmericanTwoShot IS A FINALIST FOR THE @crookedmedia TRUMP PORTRAIT CONTEST AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE BC SHE DOESN'T LIKE SELF-PROMOTION BUT THANKFULLY I DO! VOTE FOR #10! OR JUST VOTE AT ALL! JK ONLY VOTE FOR #10! FULL PIC ATTACHED BC IT GOT CROPPED portraitmode.crooked.com
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WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAVE AGAINST DOGS????
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Wow I can't believe Jake Gyllenhaal actually got his legs amputated for "Stronger"
Hello darkness my old friend
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$120 for t-shirts $1200 for ill-fitting pinstripe suits let's get it popping nitter.gq/danlevy/status/8728666…
Dan Levy (@danlevy) profile pictureDan Levy@danlevy8 Jun 2017
Cool political news! @fneel @davidcho and I are involved in the comey merch. Currently avail @BarneysNY prob.
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GOT ALL YOUR 🔥 MERCH NEEDS nitter.gq/davidcho/status/872864…
David Cho (@davidcho) profile pictureDavid Cho@davidcho8 Jun 2017
Made this for a thread with @fneel and @danlevy, fairly sure it makes no sense:
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By skipping meetings Bc he was exhausted? politico.com/story/2017/05/2…

How Trump's aides pulled off Middle East tour

The president's smooth tour through Saudi Arabia and Israel reflected careful advance planning by a trio of White House officials.

politico.com
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This better not end with Paul Ryan becoming President Jesus fucking Christ.
Pence is worse.
How r the second 100 days going?
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@Waffles1776 lovin these glimpses into the life!
.@realDonaldTrump @IvankaTrump #MAGA guys am I right??? nitter.gq/cjwerleman/status/8349…
CJ Werleman (@cjwerleman) profile pictureCJ Werleman
@cjwerleman23 Feb 2017
"Get out of my country," this Trump supporter yelled before shooting two Indians he thought were Middle Eastern kansascity.com/news/local/cr…
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Weird we weren't asked to direct the new Batman. nitter.gq/justin_halpern/status/…
Justin Halpern (@justin_halpern) profile pictureJustin Halpern@justin_halpern24 Feb 2017
New ep of Powerless tonight at 830 on NBC. We make a joke about Batman getting a handjob in a dark alley. Enjoy!
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I would rather live with a comic who tells rape jokes than a president who rapes nitter.gq/piersmorgan/status/830…
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorgan11 Feb 2017
I'm under attack from a comic who tells rape jokes, Sulu from Star Trek & an author who writes about wizards. What a morning.
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I know this Bowling Green shit is funny and all, but honestly, it's time to get this fucking woman off television.
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Eric Mrozek 🇺🇸🦅🌎⚛️🧦🗽✍🏻 (@EricMMrozek) profile pictureEric Mrozek 🇺🇸🦅🌎⚛️🧦🗽✍🏻@EricMMrozek3 Feb 2017
That pilot was almost unwatchable. It's the fault of the writing... again. #Powerless
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