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Minnesotan by birth/Californian by geography. LA Kings & Dodgers fan. Lover of 🧀 & 🍺.

a bit east of where i wanna be
Joined July 2009
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WELCOME TO BASEBALL BITCH
“It’s gonna sound like sour grapes, and I don’t really give a shit. I think the better team did not win this series.”
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THE BIGGEST COMEBACK IN NFL HISTORY IS COMPLETE
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Nevermind. Going full wallpaper.
I'm a 38-year-old adult and I'm legitimately thinking about the best place in my house to put up a Joe Burrow poster.
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Bryan Holaday is throwing the ball back harder than Reddick is pitching.
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*hike* *Mahomes*
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internet drama part 3: i just need butter 😩
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Has any US official, or even journalist, acknowledged how humiliatingly feeble the defence of their national legislature was? Against a rabble of day trippers and cosplay soldiers. Because that's the part that stands out to onlookers around the world.
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Call me old-fashioned, but when armed insurgents breach the Capitol building at the request of a president, I'd call it an attempted coup.
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Never has a GIF made me cry. Until tonight. [origin unknown]
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"The election results won't take much longer" The election results:
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Thanks to everyone reaching out! I feel great, no symptoms at all. Just experienced every emotion you can possibly imagine. Can’t believe I couldn’t be out there to celebrate with my guys! So proud of this team & unbelievably happy for the City of LA #WorldSeriesChamps
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'55, '59, '63, '65, '81, '88, and now 2020. What a year. What a season. What a team. Congratulations @Dodgers
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When I see people discussing things with a Twitter mutual and decide to butt in.
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RT if your butthole will remain clenched throughout the remainder of the game. #Dodgers
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When you see the memes, and they are you
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Sicccccckkkkkk bat flip right there. Very refined.
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ICYMI: 1) @AldiUK made a fake @BrewDog PUNK IPA🤘 2) BrewDog joked we would make a fake ALDI beer 🍻 3) People loved it 😍 4) ALDI got in touch to list the fake ALDI beer 🤝 5) BrewDog & ALDI agreed for every case sold they would each plant one extra tree in the BrewDog Forest 🌳
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Replying to @Ken_Rosenthal
Makes zero sense Ken. He wasn’t even thrown out of the game. MLB siding with/protecting a team that openly and knowingly cheated their way to a World Series. He doesn’t deserve to be suspended at all. Hoping he wins his appeal. Looking forward to seeing you back out there JK!
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Yes!!!!! @Nomar5!!!!! Bring it!!!!
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