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Smart glasses that filter out fat people from your FOV
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Aaawww congratulations 😳
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Hanging out with Herb is like hanging out with all 3 of these people combined
Forced to hang out with 2 people I don't like and some random dude that keeps talking about the sex he had last night
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Had a surreal experience at the chick fil a just now where the girl calling out customer names told every single one of the 20 customers before me "Have a great day love" and she did not say a single word to me after calling out my name.
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Black female (doesn’t matter) coworker doesn’t know how to open a zip file and is asking me to send a couple dozen images in separate emails
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Is every woman on this app a man
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Viral Herb Tweet we gotta chop him up and grill him
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Wow great notification Elon
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Talking to the void
Anyone want to go with me to the chud conference with Alex jones on Nov 14 in dallas
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Billie Eilish goes viral as fans speculate she may have undergone breast reduction surgery
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Anyone gaf about me and my modest boner
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getting tackled and raped otter-style by herb
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Explains airports
As an aside, IQ strongly correlates with walking speed. The correlation is, like, extremely significant. There are essentially zero outliers. Top quintile walkers are a full standard deviation smarter than bottom quintile walkers.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A 2019 Dunedin study reports moderate correlation (β=0.38) between midlife IQ and gait speed with ~16-point mean quintile difference. "Essentially zero outliers" does not match this association's strength. jamanetwork.com/journals/jaman…
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Registered sex offender, 29, busted trying to enroll in high school as teen girl again 👀
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