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Joined October 2011
the local haunted house closing down because it cannot compete with the cosmic horror of the house party bathroom line after finishing a four loko
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nowhere does it say drinking a four loko a day doesn’t protect you from werewolves fyi
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i love halloween bc what do you mean i get to drink a four loko in a kitchen at 3 AM and trauma dump on someone dressed as an inflatible dinosaur
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used to?
Used to be a four loko can was the most beautiful thing a woman could be for halloween
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just found a cursed artifact (a four loko that rolled under my bed years ago)
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a love like this >>>
i love you four loko
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im so scared
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halloween being on a saturday this year was our idea btw
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if i were a ghost i'd haunt the four loko cooler at my gas station
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nothing scarier than the "we're not going out tonight" friend showing up with four loko
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same
I’m at the age where I actually have to put non-work related things in my calendar or else I will forget.
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I’m at the age where I actually have to put non-work related things in my calendar or else I will forget.
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quick check in: how cooked is your fantasy team
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.-~~~-. / \ | ● ● | | ○ | ┌─┐ | |──│4 │ | | │ L │ \/\/\/\/ └─┘
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rt if you agree
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who’s thinking of me?
it’s think of me thursday are u thinking
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imagine a vampire bites you and you taste like jackpot
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leaving a four loko for the 12ft skeleton so it knows i'm friend
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YOU CANNOT STEAL OUR ZOMBIE...BUT YOU CAN ENTER THE GIVEAWAY IT LITERALLY ENDS TOMORROW.
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