The most knowledgeable hockey brain outside of the Estate Agent trade. Love a beer and a tickle.
Joined February 2018
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Fancied a few years away from hockey to kick start my soft rock radio DJ career.
I feel it’s time for a return. Don’t call it a come back. In fact do. It’s a come back.
Ps. @Simmsey get the rubber dildo out, I’m ready for action.
Big decision to make about the weekend of April 7th/8th. Help me decide. Do I...
21%Go to EIHL Final Four
7%Go to NIHL Final Four
72%Stay home &tweet bollocks
29 votes • Final resultsA heartfelt congratulations to @covblazehockey on reaching the Playoffs. I only ever pretended to hate you. Ps. Can I have my job back?
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Third World Vs Third Reich nitter.gq/steelershockey/status/…
Game Day. Good luck boys. Fife Vs Sheffield. Flyers Vs Steelers. Scotland Vs. England. Big night ahead.
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Storm throwing shade on Sinfield due to having a far far easier season long schedule and winning a Conference against three completely shit teams. I approve, my hatred for the homophobes dictates it. nitter.gq/mcr_storm/status/97636…
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Always a relief to not see the Cardiff Devils take themselves too seriously. nitter.gq/cardiffdevils/status/9…
Last night's amazing pre-game celebration video of our #BackToBackEIHLChampions 🏆 Video by @SullyDevil
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I assume I’m the “Tweet Boss”. If so I will destroy you and your abusive homophobic ways with subtweets. You horrible person. nitter.gq/capsbanterarmy/status/…
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Might drive to Cardiff for their game against Sinfield. If anything to see how they celebrate back to back titles pre game by showing a clip of Paul Thompson kicking a door open on loop for 36 minutes.
Just got home. Wanked myself into a coma when Cardiff won the league on Friday. Beautiful, that was.
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#itstayshere my fucking arse Cardiff. I haven’t felt this let down since the evening I got zero likes or retweets.
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I’m going to put my account on “private”. But don’t worry I’ll put it on public again after a couple of days when the attention I get drops by 68%.
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David Simms making comments about men liking men is the reason Cardiff are being cheated out of the Challenge Cup. I’ve had it with this sport.
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I said 7 years ago that this result would happen. Hate to say I told you so Blaze fans. nitter.gq/covblazehockey/status/…
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Cardiff losing 4-2 at home in the Challenge Cup Final. I haven’t been this upset since I lost that commentary gig to a guy who refers to himself as “The Badger”.
I’m going spend today enjoying the fact that neither Sheffield or Coventry are in the Challenge Cup Final. Two franchises that should relocate straight to hell.
Ironically, go Cardiff Devils!
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Woke up to a lot of anger in my mentions. It’s like people think I tweet the things I do as a wind up. No not me. No way never.
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Only “lads” make parody accounts apparently. This sexist world keeps spinning. Back to my essay on female goal judges.
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Amen brother.
I’m so glad we have each other. Fancy meeting up tomorrow virtually so we can spend time angrily getting angry instead of living our lives with our phones off? nitter.gq/thepyre/status/9700295…
