dude law

battleslop potemkin

reminder for self

has anyone checked on FuckJerry lately is he ok

hey what happened to it being so over for hollywood? i haven't seen a slop video claiming that for a little while. have the sloppers finally slopped off? or withdrawn as they finally realised their worthless shit will never turn a profit (because it, and they, is, and are, shit)

america didn't deserve 9/11 it deserves 18/22

behold: slophead cope dudes like this need AI to compose their tweets because they're hands are too wet with dog semen to do it themselves truly the chaff of humanity

wow man

diarrhea @fanta

THIS IS SOME BRUCE ALMIGHTY SHIT except instead of making him admit to [REDACTED] kids with epstein we just get this maybe joe biden was given god powers but he's using it for a good natured prank there will be a delicious ice cream waiting in his limo "for being a good sport"

once again i will never understand what does and does not pop off on this site

you never really know what's gonna pop off eh

was there ever a "who's on first" sketch involving Yes and The Guess Who? missed opportunity

they tell me hemingway wrote a sad short story using only six words. so? he's a hack. i can do it using only four words. check it out: a sad short story

imagine the essays hitler would have had to write if he'd survived the war! he'd probably have been expelled from class and everything.

coca-cola! the number one soda among people who like saying the n-word on public transport!

duncan trussell sucks so bad he’s out there giving drugs a bad name

that thing you like? yeah, it isn’t good.

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