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frankmorris

@frankmorris

Love technology, security and cycling. Any opinions are my own and not that of my employer. cyber champion for West Midlands CiSP

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Joined June 2008
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SPCoulson@SPCoulson18 Nov 2021
So who was looking for a job? Senior Red Team Consultant. I know there's a few of you out there been speaking to me... Don't worry about certs, we're not! Show me why you want the job! APPLY HERE: No Recruitment Consultants Yo…lnkd.in/d4W7xuSH lnkd.in/dM5gB8zt
So who was looking for a job? Senior Red Team Consultant. I know there's a few of you out there...

So who was looking for a job? Senior Red Team Consultant. I know there's a few of you out there...

So who was looking for a job? Senior Red Team Consultant. I know there's a few of you out there been speaking to me... Don't worry about certs, we're not! Show me why you want the job! APPLY HERE:...

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One for @SunTzuCyber - "If focus is on compliance then no one will log security incidents"
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Sun Tzu@SunTzuCyber8 Nov 2021
"The enemy does not care what systems were in scope for testing. Protect your weak points." - The Art of Cyber War
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EY, how hard is it to just treat your employees right? This goodbye email is savage. @EYnews #goodbyeandgoodluck
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BREAKING: Consulting firms to ban iPhones following Apple’s latest technology development
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Consultant: “I am a platinum member at Marriott and have a million Bonvoy points.” Regular person:
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Mo Amin@infosecmo21 Jan 2021
Same.
Aaron Schmit (@theaaronschmit) profile pictureAaron Schmit@theaaronschmit19 Jan 2021
My girlfriend animated her 2021 mood and honestly? Same.
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Thank you @Morrisons for your appalling online shopping experience. Only 4 out of 11 items arrived. Phone call goes to IVR pointing you to website. First and last time we will be using you. Now having to risk life by going out to shops. 😠🤬
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How to reduce stress at work: Step 1: Quit your job *the end*
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Partner during a client presentation
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Great bargains in @Morrisons Sheldon tonight.
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Consultant: “I wanna thank @KPMG for underpaying me so I can qualify for both stimulus checks”
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To call this accurate would be an understatement....
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@ghostinthecable24 Sep 2020
Manager: "WE NEED THIS PROJECT DONE NOW!!!!!!!!!" Me: "ok, fine":
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Red dragon it is 😂
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Hmmm I get a warning from my bank about scam DPD emails. I then get an SMS and email from DPD! Phishing exercise by the bank? 😂
Q: What's worse than an auditor? A: Someone who tells you everything that is wrong without recommendations for improvement. 🤬
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By the time you’re an associate, you should have: Lost most of your friends Not spoken to family for 2 years Gained 15kg and become unhealthy Earned platinum hotel status to compensate for it all 🥴
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“If you can’t convince them, confuse them” -Partner
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“What do you want for Xmas?” Me:
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