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Journalist, Sports Analyst and Proudly Evicted from TGI Friday’s | Reporting for The News Network, formerly suspended for criminal mischief charges.

Joined August 2020
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Never heard a NASCAR fan say they “don’t see race,” those are some dedicated fans!
I made one hell of an offer, but my peanut butter and jellies are apparently “not enough” for the league
🚨BREAKING🚨 Wyatt (@WyattFiedler) of Fiedler Enterprises has purchased the Kmart Cup #WhereLegendsRise #ItsALock
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Now that @RMU cut hockey... @FoxsPizzaDen wanna sponsor my interpretive dance league known as the @KMCupSports?
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Joe Biden is ruining America! Just earlier today saw him pass by a hotdog and not completely engulf it into his lying, liberal lips and swallow it whole. GROSS AND UNAMERICAN!!!!
Every part of me that thinks I’m going to miss it ends up haunted by the worst of it. Proof it never would have worked
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Just in time for summer
At a hotel tonight to cover a jr. high dance competition, and this is the sounds I get to rest to 🥰
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Pirates? More like poo poo
The same people mad about Lil Nas X’s music video are likely the ones who claimed a bunch of nerds sitting in a basement doing math in Dungeons and Dragons was “a sign of the apocalypse”
My mans Cookie dropped this 👑 she's not good enough for you King
Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.
Welcome to the Hotel Motel Holiday Inn, such a lovely price (such a lovely price), so full of lice
Ain’t it a real kick to the teeth when one of her top artist is Morgan Wallen and they proudly display that on their profile? Don’t matter how sad and lonely I may be, at least I’m not dating a country fan
The Pirates now have 25% capacity in their venue, allowing for twice their fan base and their extended families to see the classic American sport once again 🇺🇸
I wanna find the guy who invented the bidet and shake his pristine, poop free hands
Sitting here with a bottle of Black Velvet and sad boy tunes cranked to the max. Can’t believe my boy Mufasa had to go out like that. HEARTLESS!
You said forever now I pay alimony twice a week
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Traffic laws are more of suggestions, out in the mean streets of Western PA the asphalt is ruled by those with AMBITION
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Cancel culture is a plague: I really miss getting new episodes of Cheers each week. All because the liberal media can't handle everyone knowing your name!
Can't a man eat a sandwich in piece without fear of being tracked and hunted like a beast
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