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i hate dog poop. i’m statistically prone to nerve-racking situations. vegetarian. bicyclist. pedestrian. software tester. nomad. 🌱🚴🏼‍♀️🚶‍♀️💻🚐

Bastrop, TX
Joined March 2009
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it me – at Carlisle, PA
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i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
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there are two types of people: those who sleep through smoke alarm chirps and those who can’t. – at Carlisle, PA
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NEED SOME HELP HERE I get 1k retweets on the video they responded to and I can take Coop and Koda to an NFL game :)
Replying to @TmarTn
Let’s say 1,000 and we’ll make it happen😉 #PetParadisePark
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Most people don't know but the 85th percentile is what dictates the speed of traffic. Surprise surprise it is geared toward vehicle traffic. Read up and learn why we can't just make speeds lower. Besides posted signs being ignored. The 85th percentile is a law we should change
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I like that every time I fly, airport security changes something, doesn’t tell you, and also treats you like an idiot for not already knowing about it. Like, “Sir. Sir! One shoe goes on your head, sir. Laptop open to Simpsons porn. I don’t wanna have to tell you again.”
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when you sit down and realize the seat’s wet. 😑 #expoline – at Los Angeles, CA
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I don't know why I find this so amusing. A traffic cone goes for a ride down Country Club Drive in Burbank... More on the rain at 5&6 on @ABC7 – at Burbank, CA
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so tired of crazy ass motherfuckers on the train. and i don’t even take it that often, but EVERY TIME. 😑 – at Santa Monica, CA
why is the AC on on the train right now 😑😑 – at Los Angeles, CA
so many rolly pollies and crane flies. – at Culver City, CA
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i wanted to be an entomologist, but here we are. 🤷‍♀️ instagram.com/p/BhkIa0eB-xa/ – at Santa Monica, CA
fyi: stop signs are not yield signs. – at Santa Monica, CA
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and let’s be honest, when you run a stop sign, even if you “slow down,” you probably weren’t planning on yielding to someone else’s right-of-way anyway. – at Santa Monica, CA
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rainy mornings are so relaxing. – at Santa Monica, CA
Embarrassingly bad take from the NYTs. Blaming pedestrians for their injuries only further marginalizes them and contributes to traffic violence. The solution is safer streets and slower speeds. Any pedestrian advocate could have told you that had you bothered to ask nitter.gq/ClydeHaberman/status/9…
In an Editorial Notebook for @nytopinion (my last, by the way, for this was but a temporary gig), I look approvingly on a California town's banning texting, phoning et al while in crosswalks: nytimes.com/2018/03/17/opini…
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😑 nitter.gq/urban_carto/status/975… – at Santa Monica, CA
Pedestrians really need to pay attention when crossing the street, also is it easier to eat a gyro or jambalaya while going 65 mph?
Happy Friday, friends! I’m so excited to finally share with you a personal project I’ve been working on the past several months: @MovingStoriesLA /1
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