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i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.
"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.
what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
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there are two types of people: those who sleep through smoke alarm chirps and those who can’t. – at Carlisle, PA
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NEED SOME HELP HERE
I get 1k retweets on the video they responded to and I can take Coop and Koda to an NFL game :)
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Most people don't know but the 85th percentile is what dictates the speed of traffic. Surprise surprise it is geared toward vehicle traffic. Read up and learn why we can't just make speeds lower. Besides posted signs being ignored. The 85th percentile is a law we should change
California starts its closed-door process to address the states deadly outdated 85th-Percentile speed limits law: Zero Traffic Fatalities Task Force Holds First Meeting cal.streetsblog.org/2019/07/… via @streetsblogcal
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I like that every time I fly, airport security changes something, doesn’t tell you, and also treats you like an idiot for not already knowing about it. Like, “Sir. Sir! One shoe goes on your head, sir. Laptop open to Simpsons porn. I don’t wanna have to tell you again.”
when you sit down and realize the seat’s wet. 😑 #expoline – at Los Angeles, CA
so tired of crazy ass motherfuckers on the train. and i don’t even take it that often, but EVERY TIME. 😑 – at Santa Monica, CA
i wanted to be an entomologist, but here we are. 🤷♀️ instagram.com/p/BhkIa0eB-xa/ – at Santa Monica, CA
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Embarrassingly bad take from the NYTs.
Blaming pedestrians for their injuries only further marginalizes them and contributes to traffic violence. The solution is safer streets and slower speeds.
Any pedestrian advocate could have told you that had you bothered to ask nitter.gq/ClydeHaberman/status/9…
In an Editorial Notebook for @nytopinion (my last, by the way, for this was but a temporary gig), I look approvingly on a California town's banning texting, phoning et al while in crosswalks: nytimes.com/2018/03/17/opini…
😑 nitter.gq/urban_carto/status/975… – at Santa Monica, CA
Pedestrians really need to pay attention when crossing the street, also is it easier to eat a gyro or jambalaya while going 65 mph?
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Happy Friday, friends! I’m so excited to finally share with you a personal project I’ve been working on the past several months: @MovingStoriesLA /1












