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Detroit
Joined March 2007
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I wonder how Milwaukee fans will celebrate.
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Kerby Joseph will return to practice today.
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What a loser
Replying to @ChrisVannini
I asked ESPN and Utah for comment about McAfee and the relationship with Utah moving forward. This was ESPN's response. nytimes.com/athletic/7727393…
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If you’ve seen Smokers Allowed, nothing in You Can See Everything really surprises you.
man 😭😭i wonder how many times he would’ve said “again” if she didn’t break character to call him out LMAO
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They put Mike Tyson in Zelda and it’s unbelievable 😭😭
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Worse call since Goff empty set vs Washington
You got 2 plays to pick up a half yard. Instead of trusting your line, you try to outsmart IU’s defense with a naked boot with your rHiNo as the intended receiver. I mean, he’s open, but the success of this play relies on the HOPE that the cornerback blows his assignment. He doesn’t because he’s well coached.
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Is that bad
Michigan is 33rd power conference team since 2000 to allow 20 points or fewer in each of the first 7 games of a season. They are the only one to lose 3 of those games. The other 32 combined for 11 losses with 2019 Iowa the only other with even 2
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Fred Simmons retweeted
You arguably have the shittiest fucking offense in college football. You are not, in fact, pretty good. These players, especially on defense, deserve better.
Michigan head coach Kyle Whittingham: "If that's the No. 6 team in the country, then we're pretty good, even though we're sitting here at 4-3."
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Fred Simmons retweeted
Jason Beck is a terrorist
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Jason Beck is a terrorist
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We wanted to fix the damn roads not fix every fucking road everywhere at once
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Editing DNS records on my phone
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Fred Simmons retweeted
SMBs are so far from adopting AI. I thought the explosion of consumer agent calls and texts would pull SMBs into adoption over the next few years. But many don't even have basic online booking. (I'm attempting to pay someone to train our dog)
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